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    Quote Originally Posted by niamh
    I've watched City since I was 14 and people still turn to the guy before they ask me a question on the team.
    Know how you feel

    However, I've seen some girls let the side down bigtime -

    I couldn't make it to a game one night and I asked Ms. X where players were positioned, kinda just to see what Ms. X would say and I was told that Barry Ferguson was playing upfront!
    I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
    I've always found time to teach them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinéad
    I couldn't make it to a game one night and I asked Ms. X where players were positioned, kinda just to see what Ms. X would say and I was told that Barry Ferguson was playing upfront!
    You see Niamh, even Sinéad thinks it's unwise to ask a girl about football

    I think you two should set up your own TV programme on digital called "Birds n' Balls." You could educated the female masses.
    About football that is.
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    check out www.onefinlongford.com for an interesting piece on El and football from a females point of view ( its in the guest writers section )
    Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    You see Niamh, even Sinéad thinks it's unwise to ask a girl about football

    I think you two should set up your own TV programme on digital called "Birds n' Balls." You could educated the female masses.
    About football that is.
    Or maybe I'll just take over the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by niamh
    Or maybe I'll just take over the world!
    You do that, armed with Brylcreem and a tea strainer
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    Niamh, when we want to know what product Georgie uses in his hair or how Noelle gets the strength of the tea just right, you'll be the first person we turn to. I promise
    You'd better hope that Mrs O' Banton doesn't start reading this website, cause if she sees any of this, the next time Stoke are in Reading she may just make a detour by Peadar mansions discuss the issue in the the only way Stoke fans know how to!!!
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    she may just make a detour by Peadar mansions discuss the issue in the the only way Stoke fans know how to!!!
    I'm not in the Madejski anymore, so she'll have a job finding me now

    *Mental Note* Remeber not to wear Cork City FC shirt to Reading v Stoke
    Have Boot Disk, will travel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    I'm not in the Madejski anymore, so she'll have a job finding me now

    *Mental Note* Remeber not to wear Cork City FC shirt to Reading v Stoke
    Ah the old incognito escape routine, doesn't work I tried that a few times, she always tracked me down though!!

    (Better make sure she doesn't read the website now!)
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    You'd better hope :
    what are you getting off zammo ?,something that you can do damage with

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    Quote Originally Posted by the 12 th man
    what are you getting off zammo ?,something that you can do damage with
    Anything that may affect his ability to type would be handy I suppose, I mean can't really do much dammage to his brain at this stage.
    BTW just pointed out to me that there is a Paddy Joe from D4 recently registered. (off point I know sorry)
    Where am I now? I'm over here,
    I've got those empty pockets and I can't afford a beer.

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    Might be an idea to promote the cause of pretty females at EL games, let them in free like some clubs do with children ??

    What about

    Over 21 Below 36
    Sizes 8-12
    All hair colours apart from ginger
    At least 5'2
    breast size between 34b - 36dd




    Whoohahaaaahooo.....wait for the firey responses
    Go lí cúnna ifrinn do thóin bheagmhaitheasach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peadar
    You do that, armed with Brylcreem and a tea strainer
    Hmmm...there are easier ways.
    But this has already got waaay off track.
    Girls have as much to give as male supporters as long as they take it seriously with the proper dedication City deserves...or some such malarky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niamh
    Girls have as much to give as male supporters as long as they take it seriously
    Your right normally they go to simply spot the male talent on and off the pitch....Do you actually watch the football Niamh.

    Go lí cúnna ifrinn do thóin bheagmhaitheasach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
    Ah the old incognito escape routine, doesn't work I tried that a few times, she always tracked me down though!!

    (Better make sure she doesn't read the website now!)

    Well it's not hard to track you down seeing she's only got too walk ten minute's around the corner to O'Rafferty's and bang you've been captured.
    Next time you go on the run try and get out of Wood Green altogether or go somewhere different like the freemason's or the lordship
    Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sylvo
    Well it's not hard to track you down seeing she's only got too walk ten minute's around the corner to O'Rafferty's and bang you've been captured.
    Next time you go on the run try and get out of Wood Green altogether or go somewhere different like the freemason's or the lordship


    I'm meeting PO'B for a few jars next week and expected him to mention Riff Raff's, but he suggested the Porter House at Covent Garden. I think he's taking you up on the off-the-manor number.

    PP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy


    I'm meeting PO'B for a few jars next week and expected him to mention Riff Raff's, but he suggested the Porter House at Covent Garden. I think he's taking you up on the off-the-manor number.

    PP
    You been on holiday? You've missed Prat-dick J's expulsion and his airbrushing from history by el caudillo. His crime?: Nothing to do with Luton this time, just insulted about everyone else so it wasn't anything personal to you. BTW, I've seen someone registered from R***********h. Not another from your school I hope ?
    This is the cooooooooooooolest footy forum I've ever seen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy


    I'm meeting PO'B for a few jars next week and expected him to mention Riff Raff's, but he suggested the Porter House at Covent Garden. I think he's taking you up on the off-the-manor number.

    PP
    Ahh that place is back in favor with him again. He went off that place for a while when a doorman would'nt let him in because he was wearing his Luton Town jersey.
    Finn Harps are playing County tonight so he'll be in riff raff's for sure decked out in his Harps away jersey and Burburry loafer's looking mean.
    Come on County.
    Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dortie
    Your right normally they go to simply spot the male talent on and off the pitch....Do you actually watch the football Niamh.

    Sometimes in between putting me make-up on and doing me hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopez
    You been on holiday? You've missed Prat-dick J's expulsion and his airbrushing from history by el caudillo. His crime?: Nothing to do with Luton this time, just insulted about everyone else so it wasn't anything personal to you. BTW, I've seen someone registered from R***********h. Not another from your school I hope ?
    I have indeed Señor. I saw the afforementioned's lemming-like descent from grace but decided it wasn't worthy of comment. Give 'em enough rope and all that.

    No idea about yer wan from Ricky though. Never thought of the place as an outpost of the diaspora meself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy
    No idea about yer wan from Ricky though. Never thought of the place as an outpost of the diaspora meself.
    I dunno about that. There's a few 1G capitalistas around there and that bloke who used to run 'The [P*ss] Artists Retreat.' Sadly his hostelry seemed to close about the same time the tube brought in the olympic anti-doping committee.
    This is the cooooooooooooolest footy forum I've ever seen!

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