Fight??? Never, anyway im a pacifist! Peace man....and women...
Fight, Fight, Fight
Anyway, football is a lads game, never mind the girls......
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
Fight??? Never, anyway im a pacifist! Peace man....and women...
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Lads...... Are youse aware this is the longest thread ever in the history of this forum!!!
Let's get p!ssed......
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
What? Go out drinking? On a Thursday night?
Never
Definitely.
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
Any excuse for a ****-up, ya know!!!! Can the Cork boys beat this!!!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
thats P I S S - U P!!! Damn censors....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Hmmmm....I think there is only one way to solve thisOriginally posted by Macy
Fight, Fight, Fight
Anyway, football is a lads game, never mind the girls......
THE WAY TO DRINK SMIRNOFF ICE...
Valentines, Saturday Night and I'll show you its done!! And if "Xlex" says its his trick don't listen to him....He can do it but I own the rights to it!
After Saturday night we'll soon be on the same wave length...Football is everyones game! After all we all play with balls!
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
Your on!! Wont be there Sat night meself, not that im chickening out or anything!!! Why cant all things be sorted this way.....
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Pauro will be off playing with his b@lls....
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
Hold on! Are ye all letting girls get in the way of the LTFC games??? I'd never let a man come between me and (a) football. PLEASE NOTE. You will need to read this a few times to get the joke.
Xlex (Do I have to call you that?)...you do know how LUCKY you are.. Or do I need to point it out AGAIN!!!!
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
This is Xlex, live from the doghouse!!! (arf arf!)
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I'm going the match (hopefully) on Saturday so i won't be in Valentines or Longford. Nothing will beat the way I can drink Sambuka anyway.
As for being lucky with having a girlfriend going the match, I disagree....
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!)
So there, Xlex really has no life........
Last edited by Macy; 08/11/2001 at 3:53 PM.
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
[COLOR=orangered]I was with Bucky/Quick nip for athlone and the $heliban game........... [/COLOR]
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
[COLOR=orangered]Swaying toward the Quick nip..... once Pauro quits.....Ask young Keano[/COLOR]
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
[COLOR=orangered]$heliban game..... I started the Baker $h!te....[/COLOR]
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
[COLOR=orangered]wipe your mouth[/COLOR]
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!) [COLOR=orangered]Good point, only so much "Holty, Holty he's our man", you can take[/COLOR]
Anyway, suits me grand and i still maintain i have THE life
Last edited by Xlex; 08/11/2001 at 4:03 PM.
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
Some valid points from Macy the Relationship Maestro! , After all Stuey Holt gets enough attention from the ladies as it is!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I would....You me and HOLTY!Originally posted by Xlex
a) You become a 'yes man' and go in the stand
[COLOR=orangered]I was with Bucky/Quick nip for athlone and the $heliban game........... [/COLOR]
b) You stop bringing Bucky to the game
[COLOR=orangered]Swaying toward the Quick nip..... once Pauro quits.....Ask young Keano[/COLOR]
c) It inhibits the natural shouting/swearing/making an @rse of yourself
[COLOR=orangered]$heliban game..... I started the Baker $h!te....[/COLOR]
d) It's good to have differing interests, and to spend sometime away from each other.
[COLOR=orangered]wipe your mouth[/COLOR]
e) You don't want her lusting after the players (one in any relationship doing that is enough!) [COLOR=orangered]Good point, only so much "Holty, Holty he's our man", you can take[/COLOR]
Anyway, I wouldn't have it any other way!!!
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
And sorry Xlex, no plans to quit the Quick Nip yet......this Town aint big enough for the both of us etc.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Ahhh aint that sweet....... yeah right!Originally posted by Sinéad
I would....You me and HOLTY!
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Well what can i say?? She speaks the truth, [dodgy greek accent]Originally posted by Sinéad
Only geein! Never! He's so not my type and you know that!!
Its Xlex, Xlex, he's my man...He can do it like NO ONE can!
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
Im off for a bit, tell us when you lovebirds are finished!!!!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Pass the sick bag, please!!!!!!!
My point about lusting after players was that one of ye doing that was enough - witness Xlex with Stuey, Rennie and Lavine........
If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
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