Bad Joke Alert!

[Pauro 76]

A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really
unusual pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant.
'Excuse me, I want a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual
pet'. The mservice assistant says
'I have just the thing for you, it's a talking centipede'.
'Cool!' the man exclaims, 'I'll take it!'
The man takes the centipede home in his little box and places him on the kitchen table. He looks into the box and says,
'Hey centipede, what about you and me going to the pub for a beer?' The centipede doesn't answer, so the guy thinks, 'I'll just go off for five minutes and come back and ask again. Five minutes pass and the guy returns to the centipede,
'Hey centipede, how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?'
Again,the centipede doesn't answer him. 'Hmmmmm' the guy thinks to himself, "ill just go off and watch this TV show, come back and ask him again'.
Half an hour passes and the guy returns to the centipede.
'I'll just ask him one more time' he tells himself. 'Hey centipede,
how about you and me go to the pub for a beer?'
The centipede looks up at the man and says, 'F*ck's sake man I heard you the first time, I'm putting my shoes on!

[an 'rock']

very bad but me laughs anyway!