Healy Rae Phone Scandal

[Eminence Grise]

Yup. Four months since the family had any decent national coverage. Tune in in August when the family start a campaign to allow county councils to swear in armed posses of deputies to round up undesirables. Like teetotalers. Fintan O'Toole. Corkmen. Anybody who doesn't own a tractor. Shirley Temple Bar. Seamus Darby. Victor Kiam (smooth-faced f***er). VATmen. The puca. The fir bolg. Anybody without a tweed cap. Dentists. Seamus Darby. (Worth getting twice!)

Michael has several legally held guns. Large bore, I imagine...

For our own sake, we could just buy one WMD and nuke the whole Healy-Rae clan and their voters to kingdom come.

[EAFC_rdfl]

or maybe even kingdom gone...!