The woman who reports on/presents Newsround from Portugal is my old mate from my university days, Laura Jones. As a proud Welsh woman, and even given her paymasters, she has no sympathy for the Anglos at all. You - and the truth - are safe with her. (FWIW, she's well up on politics in the North. Educated by my good self when we worked together on our student newspaper. But I digress.Originally Posted by lopez
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There's no substitute for practice, Pat. Stand in front of the mirror and try the following with the most sincere physog you can muster:Originally Posted by Pat O' Banton
"Yes, the referee was awful. It's a conspiracy by UEFA..."
"How could he think Owen dived? No! Not Michael."
"They've been winding Rooney up all match on purpose. It's not his fault he hit the defender back."
"Bloody Heskey!"
"It's all Sven's fault..."
Honestly, perm any one of the above with a few oohs and aahs at moments of highest tension and she'll think you've gone native. You'll never get any bother again.And anyway, what is it your signature says - it takes two to lie?
PP
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