Cryptic Crossword Game

[Schumi]

this keyboard warrior makes a zany remark. (3,8)

r-- --n----k

[Schumi]

This keyboard warrior makes a zany remark. (3,8)

R-- M-N--R-K

It's an anagram.

[pineapple stu]

Have the answer; just need a new clue...

Edit - this is basic, but it might get us on to a more reasonable clue for the next poster!

Why did Ray Manzarek have to break on through when he could have used these instead? (3, 5)

[the 12 th man]

Have the answer; just need a new clue...

Edit - this is basic, but it might get us on to a more reasonable clue for the next poster!

Why did Ray Manzarek have to break on through when he could have used these instead? (3, 5)

The Doors and another part of a house might have given this man an idea for turning the computer industry on its head (4,5)

[nigel-harps1954]

Your clues are as useless as 1 cent coins to Bill Gates. However Steve Jobs has done well out of these yokes. (5,9)

[culloty82]

Apple Computers has vague ties to McIlroy's squeeze, we hear! (5,7)

[nigel-harps1954]

Now there's a bump! Do I win a prize or something for one of the longest running clues? You didn't get exactly the right wording there, but I'll give you it!

Although, in saying that however, Steve Wozniak may not be far away from Miss Wozniaki in name, but certainly hasn't age on his side to compete in the same sport. (5)


(Disclaimer: Yes, I'm lazy)

[BonnieShels]

Now there's a bump! Do I win a prize or something for one of the longest running clues? You didn't get exactly the right wording there, but I'll give you it!

Although, in saying that however, Steve Wozniak may not be far away from Miss Wozniaki in name, but certainly hasn't age on his side to compete in the same sport. (5)


(Disclaimer: Yes, I'm lazy)

Defo 5 letters?

[nigel-harps1954]

Whoops, good spot. You know what it is.

[BonnieShels]

Whoops, good spot. You know what it is.

Then change it there. You really are lazy.

[BonnieShels]

Now there's a bump! Do I win a prize or something for one of the longest running clues? You didn't get exactly the right wording there, but I'll give you it!

Although, in saying that however, Steve Wozniak may not be far away from Miss Wozniaki in name, but certainly hasn't age on his side to compete in the same sport. (6)


(Disclaimer: Yes, I'm lazy)

Table tennis has it's adherrents but would Barry Hearn approve of this smelly test? (4)

[BonnieShels]

Hmmmmm... I think I have to re-word it. Doesn't make much sense now that I read it.

[bluemovie]

still re-wording it???

[BonnieShels]

Reading it again... it makes sense. ish.

I'll reveal the answer if no one gets it by the presentation of the English League Cup.

[SkStu]

Pong.

[SkStu]

The pong off this American party game makes me tipsy! (4)

[Charlie Darwin]

Holds the beer while they pay it to the taxman (3)

[Eminence Grise]

Vat 69 will put paid to gossip. (6,3,6)

[Eminence Grise]

S - - - - - / - h - / - u - - - r /

[BonnieShels]

You're an impatient man!