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    Smile Chris Doran Waterford chant?

    Trying to come up with words to the tune of Chris Doran's song.... here's something to work with anyway, please post it if you can think of better....

    If McGrath stopped drinking in the morning,
    and if Reynolds should leave ye high and dry,
    if ye're club should fall apart without warning,
    the Rebel Army would laugh,
    cos we all know Musnter's only got one big club

    Not great but I'm sure we can do better!
    Champions!

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    good start though

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    luv the bit about mcgrath

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    not saying where she works but Chris Doran visited where my fiancee works.

    while there he a had drink of coke. two women of 25 had an argument about who would take the empty can.

    Apparently the women who won was proudly displaying his empty can on her desk all that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecorner
    luv the bit about mcgrath
    We might see him in the yellow house before the game!
    Champions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colm
    We might see him in the yellow house before the game!

    thats if we are able to see in the yellow house before the game

    recent waterford games at the rsc are a bit of a blur

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecorner
    thats if we are able to see in the yellow house before the game

    recent waterford games at the rsc are a bit of a blur
    That's very true!!
    Champions!

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    or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again

    OR

    Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
    Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
    Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
    For a sheepshagging tosser,
    who disgraced us in Turkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Éanna
    Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
    Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
    Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
    For a sheepshagging tosser,
    who disgraced us in Turkey
    I like it!!!

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    so youre saying Chris Doran cheated on his sheep for a Turkey. thats fowl. give the man the bird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Éanna
    or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again

    OR

    Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
    Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
    Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
    For a sheepshagging tosser,
    who disgraced us in Turkey
    OR
    We should have sent (We should have sent)
    The L@nger Song (The L@nger Song)
    We should have sent the L@nger Song
    with only 7 points in Turkey
    We should have sent the L@nger Song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eoinh
    so youre saying Chris Doran cheated on his sheep for a Turkey. thats fowl. give the man the bird.
    groan

    Quote Originally Posted by razor
    OR
    We should have sent (We should have sent)
    The L@nger Song (The L@nger Song)
    We should have sent the L@nger Song
    with only 7 points in Turkey
    We should have sent the L@nger Song.
    nice wan razor. excellent stuff. sure we can give them both a lash!!!

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    "There's only one Johnny Logan, one Johnny Logaaaaaan...."

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    Lightbulb

    I don't think any chant will beat the sheer, existential brilliance of the following piece of prose, as posted by BlueChuck on the WUFC board:

    "He went to cork city, he went to cork city,
    and got a nice cheque, and got a nice cheque,
    hes still that sh*t, the blues signed bruton,
    his arse is up 4 rent. and he scores with the best.
    oh neale fenn.Neale fenn blues 4 europe.
    welcome back judus.

    im a blaa,im a blaa,if i was from waterford id be known as a BLAA."


    He doesn't seem to think much of their signing from Queenstown, with his bit about "the blues signed bruton, his arse is up 4 rent"

    Tolstoy, Dostevsky, Shakespeare, Dickens, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson......
    Beat that !

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    i think i'm frightened in a 'deliverance' kind of way.
    they do have schools there, don't they???

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsh
    I don't think any chant will beat the sheer, existential brilliance of the following piece of prose, as posted by BlueChuck on the WUFC board:

    "He went to cork city, he went to cork city,
    and got a nice cheque, and got a nice cheque,
    hes still that sh*t, the blues signed bruton,
    his arse is up 4 rent. and he scores with the best.
    oh neale fenn.Neale fenn blues 4 europe.
    welcome back judus.

    im a blaa,im a blaa,if i was from waterford id be known as a BLAA."


    He doesn't seem to think much of their signing from Queenstown, with his bit about "the blues signed bruton, his arse is up 4 rent"

    Tolstoy, Dostevsky, Shakespeare, Dickens, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson......
    Beat that !
    I saaw that earlier Absolutely shocking! And the Waaaahheerrrffffuuuurrr fans think the same!

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    chant used by the rovers fans and waterford fans seemed to really flip out over it

    Ooh Aah Where's Paul McGrath ? ,
    Ooh Aah he's in the bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Éanna
    or just repeat "you got your points from britain" (tune of: you don't know what you're doing) over and over again

    OR

    Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
    Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
    Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
    For a sheepshagging tosser,
    who disgraced us in Turkey
    Oh 7 points, (Oh 7 points)
    Is a disgrace, (Is a disgrace)
    Oh 7 points is a disgrace,
    For a sheepshagging pikie,
    who disgraced us in Turkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecorner
    chant used by the rovers fans and waterford fans seemed to really flip out over it

    Ooh Aah Where's Paul McGrath ? ,
    Ooh Aah he's in the bar...
    booooooooooooooooooooo

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    What's the story?

    You think making racist comments about someone being a traveller is alright by saying Paul McGrath is an alcoholic is offensive...******
    Mick D. for Ireland!

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