Having spent four years in the cerebral environs of Mountjoy Square, I have secured my place in the intellectual elite and, unlike much of the riff-raff on this site, will be voting in the Trinity constituency of the Seanad election (DIT didn't have degree-awarding power). It's wonderful to know that my democratic voting rights are greater than the rights of most of the country.
Many of you dislike the workings of the upper house, but it's well for you that you don't have to agonise over which of the many fine candidates to favour for the duty of orating about highbrow ideals, calculating expenses and attending funerals. I was particularly struck by the election literature I received from one candidate last week and thought that some of the anti-Seanad plebs would enjoy it. Bart Connolly describes himself as a "homemaker from Sutton" who plays "cricket and croquet in Trinity" and holds "a Yachtmaster qualification and sails from Bray Sailing Club". He also claims that he will be "an intelligent voice" in the Seanad, but then so do all of the candidates. I think it's essential that this man with his life experience and worldview represents me in the Seanad in this difficult economic time. Either that or I could vote for the disabled, gay Traveller woman.
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