[Continued from here.]
If you're religious fair enough, but if you're not, what's the problem? It's hardly a day of worship and respect at this stage, it's a day of drinking and debauchery in the name of a person we know nothing about (unless we're to take their own words as face value), that represented a religion that had only just moved past the Scientology phase.
I'd actually prefer if it was called something like Ireland Day or even Paddys Day, instead of reaffirming ourselves to others every year that our entire philosophy revolves around a religion based on nonsense word of mouth, and a retarded fairy-story about snakes.
All that being said, if I'm ever in the presence of a Merkin that calls it "Patty's Day", I'll kick his feckin' head in.
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