Karaoke announcement....

**Colm** · 18/05/2004, 4:27 PM

After last weeks absence I am delighted to say that I have been promised that there will be Karaoke in the Horseshoe after this Fridays match.
No matter what they tell you it was missed by all the members of the Rebel Army last week and if you don't believe me I'll swear it again!!

**tiktok** · 18/05/2004, 7:50 PM

nicely done sir

**Ruairi** · 19/05/2004, 6:48 AM

Originally Posted by Colm

After last weeks absence I am delighted to say that I have been promised that there will be Karaoke in the Horseshoe after this Fridays match.
No matter what they tell you it was missed by all the members of the Rebel Army last week and if you don't believe me I'll swear it again!!

I thought we did well enough singing Chris Doran on our own...

**James** · 19/05/2004, 2:59 PM

did someone say chris doran

Did ye hear Chris Dorans girlfriend dumped him after saturday night?
They're going to stay cousins though.....!

any excuse to get a cheap gag in at that ******

**S�C** · 19/05/2004, 3:13 PM

Why does Chris Doran always drive at 100 mph?

Its the only way he'll ever get 12 points

**max power** · 19/05/2004, 3:20 PM

will max be allowed represent the the longford posse with a fine version od mandy....if the guy doesn't have it, i'll bring my own copy......i think i played in the horse shoe many moons ago ???

ah good olde mandy

**max power** · 19/05/2004, 3:25 PM

knock knock

who's there

chris

chris who.....

thats show business !!!!

i've have another one but its a little rude, ah sure we'll go with it....before i do, the following is not the opnion of the webmaster or accociates...and for time it takes me to write this i will be suffering from temporary insanity, to prove it, darragh sheridan is a soccer god and is my favourite player and alan reynolds is not a judas...

why did chris doran only get 7 points in the eurovision......

cause if you give a pikey any more than 7 "points" they'll start a row

**max power** · 19/05/2004, 3:27 PM

also just confirmed, chris dorans new single will be the housemartins classic " caravan of love"

**Colm** · 19/05/2004, 3:30 PM

Originally Posted by max power

will max be allowed represent the the longford posse with a fine version od mandy....if the guy doesn't have it, i'll bring my own copy......i think i played in the horse shoe many moons ago ???

ah good olde mandy

I'm pretty sure he doesn't have Mandy as I think I wanted to sing it a few weeks back but he didn't have it.... either that or I was just really ****ed and couldn't find it!

**max power** · 19/05/2004, 3:31 PM

its ok then, i'll bring my own disc then

**tiktok** · 19/05/2004, 3:36 PM

Given the log on name max, might you be treating us to Homer's version

Oh Mindy, You came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben-gay,
Oh Andy, You kissed me and stopped me from something...

**max power** · 19/05/2004, 3:40 PM

or

oh margie, you came and you bought me a turkey and i brought it to workie oh margie.......i shall take requests.....i'll sing the sing of the highest bidder and money will go to marathon fund !!!!

anyway lads i'll have to meet yee for a pint after the game.....

**Peadar** · 19/05/2004, 4:03 PM

Originally Posted by max power

or

oh margie, you came and you bought me a turkey and i brought it to workie oh margie............

Think you'll find that's "Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie..."

**Colm** · 22/05/2004, 12:59 AM

Lads, my most sincere apologies to all of you who were so looking forward to the Karaoke tonight. I was promised Karoke by the mangement of the Horseshoe and it never materialised. Believe my I'm as gutted as the rest of ye but before ye go blaming me I was let down and it aint my fault. The Horseshoe just aint no fun without the Karaoke. No matter what they tell you the Colm and Wayne show will be back in a Ganstas paradise near you.... I swear it all over again!!