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    ten things worse for leeds fans than alan smith joining the real united

    HERE is a top ten list of things that could be worse then even Alan Smith moving to Man Utd.....




    10. Peter Reid comes back.

    9. It’s revealed the Smith transfer is a swap deal: Leeds get £1m, plus Phil Neville and Diego Forlan.

    8. Oil found under Elland Road; George Bush invades to liberate Leeds fans from "vile dictator" Gerald Krasner, with 200,000 troops, 500 tanks, 790 helicoptors, and a polaroid camera…

    7. Howard Wilkinson returns……brandishing a dusty copy of Charles Hughes’ FA coaching manual.

    6. Seth Johnson and Michael Duberry pledge their futures to the club.

    5. Leeds United announces name change to: 'The Yorkshire Branch of the Manchester United Talent Spotting Academy'.

    4. Stan Boardman booked for a morale-boosting post-season seminar.

    3. Mark Viduka is sold without having technically asked for a transfer, so is due "loyalty bonus": he takes all the balti pies.

    2. At the 11th hour, Leeds snatch Emile Heskey from under the nose of Birmingham City.

    1. The new season starts.
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    12: a certain ex leader of the dalek nation becomes chairman of the supporters club...........
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