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    Or at least a tax rebate (there's a song called the Jolly BUtcher Man which has the line - now can you give me back me change - in relation to srvices rendered, 9 months later the girl arrives at his shop ,hands him a baby and says - here ya go).

    It's a horribly written article, which is why I added point 6, are they going after him because he's no longer the big hero for England?

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    I doubt they would've (or from their diminished mental capacity and perspective) could've sat on a story like that right throughout the WC if they had it on the back boiler. They'd have been worried someone else'd break it before them.

    If they'd had it I imagine they'd have broken it the Sunday before Englands last warm up game so they could spin it out right throughout the tournament. It's quite disgusting really ...in all aspects.
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    Robbo Robson makes an excellent point in terms of this not really being anyone's business and also when wondering whether the hooker has her tax affairs in order.

    Hopefully the Inland Revenue are on the phone to her classiness as we speak.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr A View Post
    Robbo Robson makes an excellent point in terms of this not really being anyone's business and also when wondering whether the hooker has her tax affairs in order.

    Hopefully the Inland Revenue are on the phone to her classiness as we speak.
    jays i missed him on the bbc site!thanks for that link, thats the evening wasted now for me jackpot!!
    Havin a weekend away is quite frankly,lettin ur team mates down!

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    Class blog. He's even less restrained now that he's off the BBC. His blog when England went out of the World Cup was superb.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Is this a surprise? At least this one wasn't a granny. 1200 for 2 minutes does sound a lot though.

    If his missus has any sense she'll drop him like a stone.

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    Hardly a shock he's been found out in the end. Money can buy you a lot but not brains.
    Lets talk about six baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta View Post
    Look at a picture of Rooney. Hasn't she suffered enough?
    She probably thought she was shagging Shrek.
    Good evening!

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    Interesting article from ex-Spurs player Rohan Ricketts on this: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/footbal...d-footballers/
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    Was reading the Daily Mail yesterday (I know, I know, I was in a doctors waiting room ok!) and I love Waynes brass neck approach to the whole thing.

    Apparently he's told Coleen if she has a problem she knows where the door is.

    He also told her parents that if they've a problem they can hand back the keys to the mansion he bought them and move back to the council estate he dragged them up out of!! (or something to that effect I was a bit sedated at the time!)

    I know I shouldn't but.........






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    Quote Originally Posted by juan View Post
    She probably thought she was shagging Shrek.
    She wouldn't have charged Shrek!
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Apparently the hooker's parents have apologised to Colleen and family.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    Just watching mock the week, russell howard came up a class song (to the tune of knick-knack paddy-whack)

    Wayne Rooney... shagged a whore,
    we all thought he couldnt score

    his wife gonna take his money from the bank,
    next time wayne have a w*nk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danthesaint View Post
    Just watching mock the week, russell howard came up a class song (to the tune of knick-knack paddy-whack)

    Wayne Rooney... shagged a whore,
    we all thought he couldnt score

    his wife gonna take his money from the bank,
    next time wayne have a w*nk.
    That'll be sang on the weekend.
    Good evening!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr A View Post
    Apparently the hooker's parents have apologised to Colleen and family.
    That's very decent of TJ and his Missus. It must be embarassing for them.
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    Whats the difference between Wayne Rooney and Heather Mills?
    Heather Mills still has one leg to stand on!!
    Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?

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    Apparently the everton fans are going to be singing "no woman, no kai" to rooney tomorrow...

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