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**thischarmingman** · 31/08/2010, 3:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

Ack, that was clearly a drunken post. Allowances should be made.

(Actually they shouldn't really, but given that I'm so often guilty of it principles can be damned)

Facebook and mobile phones should be fitted with breathalyzers.

Btw, I'd nominate the post above for POTM as it made me lol but figure it only works in context.

It's the 'flying buttresses" part that makes me giggle the most.

**Wolfie** · 31/08/2010, 4:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

That'll feckin teach him in fairness.

I remember seeing bouncers in a Galway nightclub building a troublemaker into a replica of a 16th century gothic cathedral complete with flying buttresses.

He soon stopped giving the barmaid lip after that.

Yes - I think its high time some of our most dangerous criminals were released from our overcrowded prisons and used for more practical purposes in order to effectively repay their debt to society.

There's no reason why convicted criminals cannot be converted into bridges, walkways, Damns. The possibilities are endless.

Hopefully a tour guide of the future will declare to foreign tourists "...........and if you look to the left you'll see Wild Jack McClafferty, Mass Murderer who has been recently converted into a bus shelter......"

**pineapple stu** · 31/08/2010, 4:34 PM

Has this thread the potential to be the new Dumbass thread?

**John83** · 01/09/2010, 3:57 PM

I don't think it has the legs. Perhaps the prison service can help it out there though.

**Mr A** · 06/09/2010, 7:56 PM

They don't like us much on the Bohs forum either! http://www.thebohs.com/forum/viewtop...a5cf77b5894f86

**John83** · 06/09/2010, 8:43 PM

Aw, they called Pineapple Stu an utter c***. He'll be right chuffed with that, he will.

**thischarmingman** · 06/09/2010, 9:03 PM

They keep spelling 'foot' wrong too...

**dahamsta** · 06/09/2010, 10:17 PM

It's a longstanding thing with that forum for some reason. Mate of mine is a big Bohs fan and a long standing member both here and there, tried to call them out on it a couple of times over there with a logical, reasonable debate, might as well've been piddling into a bucket. I'll never understand it to be honest, it's just plain irrational, but if you're going to see the world through those eyes, you're unlikely to change. Leave 'em off, they can have their little world, I'd prefer debate with both sides getting a say.

**pineapple stu** · 07/09/2010, 8:06 AM

Originally Posted by John83

Aw, they called Pineapple Stu an utter c***. He'll be right chuffed with that, he will.

Can I get a medal for every time another forum calls me something like that?

**stann** · 07/09/2010, 8:39 AM

Getting the Irish Catholics Forum to do it would surely be worth one!

**pineapple stu** · 07/09/2010, 9:10 AM

Actually, that Bohs thread is hilarious. One of them even reckons their high wages are justified because 30% of it was covered by the prize money they wouldn't otherwise have earned. It's the interest that's really killing them.

**the 12 th man** · 07/09/2010, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Can I get a medal for every time another forum calls me something like that?

I think it's a sign you've actually "arrived" stu when the club forums refer to you like that

**poster** · 07/09/2010, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Can I get a medal for every time another forum calls me something like that?

I think you're an overall likeable chap. Never had the balls to come up and say hello to you properly though.

**Mr A** · 07/09/2010, 12:42 PM

The really horribly annoying thing about pineapple stu is his tendency to be proved right.

Although you don't exactly have to be psychic to know that most LOI clubs are run by the equivalent of drunken sailors on their last night ashore.

**pineapple stu** · 07/09/2010, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

The really horribly annoying thing about pineapple stu is his tendency to be proved right.

Tempted to use that as a sig.

As it is, I think a status change will suffice.

**dfx-** · 07/09/2010, 1:42 PM

Originally Posted by pineapple stu

Can I get a medal for every time another forum calls me something like that?

Not enough server space I'd imagine

You should get an extra special medal in this case as it derives from a poster on there that is on here, afaik.

**pineapple stu** · 07/09/2010, 1:44 PM

Yeah, Worcester Bohs there is R�ite�ir here, I think. Former LoI section mod too.

After leaving here in a huff, Sheridan resurfaced on the Bohs forum to give out about me. I think that's one of my favourite random rantings.