Gunman goes on rampage in England

**Mr A** · 02/06/2010, 1:36 PM

The suspect is a taxi driver. I'll bet he started off his rampage by saying "I'm not a murderous gunman, but...."

**thischarmingman** · 02/06/2010, 2:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

The suspect is a taxi driver. I'll bet he started off his rampage by saying "I'm not a murderous gunman, but...."

..and when he gets sentenced to 15 years by the judge he'll say, "Ah, have you nothing smaller?"

**Mr A** · 02/06/2010, 7:43 PM

Yeah, next time I get a taxi in Cumbria I'll think twice before calling shotgun.

**tricky_colour** · 02/06/2010, 10:59 PM

Yea, last time I tried to hail a cab in Cumbria he just shot straight past me!!

**osarusan** · 03/06/2010, 12:18 AM

FFS lads, you may be able to make jokes about it, but let's try and at least show a little tiny bit of compassion for a lot of people who will be alone tonight, in the dark, with no hope of a cab now the driver's gone and topped himself.

**Fr Damo** · 03/06/2010, 8:43 AM

These comments are FCUKING hilarious alright. You guys obviously didn't find the IDF attack as funny or is it 12 English human lives are not as worthy as 9 turks or whatever nationality those victims were?
This was less than 100 miles away from our shores i.e Dublin to Fermoy or Cork to Galway.