"STRACHANISMS"...

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Stolen from the SRFC Ultras site


Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do
you think you _ are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: "No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man
for _ the job and I said, no, I think they should have got George
Graham because I'm useless!"


Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than
the Coventry one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with
this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be
like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final
and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to.
Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

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Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that
result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a
book.


Reporter: How do you feel about your player
Delgado's comments in the Press this week?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think
about. I've got a yogurt to finish and the expiry date is today. That
can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but
you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm
not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question,
you're spot on there.


Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can
you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a
wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.



Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative
feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite
positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick,
down negative man, down.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team
line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you
Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly
either.


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (then walks off)



Reporter "in what area did you think Middlesborough
dominated.
Strachan. "What area? The big green one out there".

[tiktok]

"velocity"

brilliant!

[A face]

They are class ... Leg end !!