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    Best opening line in a news story ever?

    http://www.wftv.com/news/13657347/detail.html

    BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

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    Delany says "The Pat Grace Chicken Shop league is very important to the Irish football family, and integral part of the football fabric of this country and is a natural progression for our players to go on to full professional careers at higher levels, like the Vauxhall Conference and East Sussex league"

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    What were you googling to find that, Dodge?


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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple stu View Post
    What were you googling to find that, Dodge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
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