The Daily Mail Dictionary

[dahamsta]

http://www.angrymob.uponnothing.co.u...ail-dictionary

We should have a local translation for the talentless hacks at the Star.

[OwlsFan]

I liked the Diana one:


Diana: 1. After death, a saint, able to disarm landmines and cure AIDs by touch alone, killed by a drunken Frenchman with the collusion of MI5, Prince Philip, and MMR.
2. Before death, an evil money-grabbing divorcee who conducted shameful affairs with foreign men, thereby bringing shame on Britain, the Queen, and her sons.



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