mutton dressed as lamb

**the 12 th man** · 01/04/2004, 4:50 PM

a good contender for this one would be one time semi famous actress
"farah fawcett majors"wont accept her age and has had about 10 facelifts
and looks atrocious.there is no way id nail her.

**Plastic Paddy** · 01/04/2004, 5:24 PM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

a good contender for this one would be one time semi famous actress
"farah fawcett major" who wont accept her age and has had about 10 facelifts
and looks atrocious.there is no way id nail her.

Ah jeez Father, she'll be heartbroken...

Say you'll reconsider!

PP

**the 12 th man** · 02/04/2004, 7:03 AM

Originally Posted by Plastic Paddy

Ah jeez Father, she'll be heartbroken...

Say you'll reconsider!

PP

plastic,i wouldnt even touch her with YOUR todger

let alone give her a glimpse of the holy hand grenade.have you seen her lately,
she is actually scarey looking

**tiktok** · 02/04/2004, 12:16 PM

Andie McDowell is up there, never saw any reason she should be selling cosmetics, ugly cow (and talentless to boot).

**the 12 th man** · 02/04/2004, 3:45 PM

Originally Posted by tiktok

Andie McDowell is up there, never saw any reason she should be selling cosmetics, ugly cow (and talentless to boot).

just shows yeh doesnt it,cos i think she is ok looking,defo nail her.

**the scout** · 03/04/2004, 6:00 PM

madogga

**tiktok** · 05/04/2004, 9:08 AM

Originally Posted by the 12 th man

just shows yeh doesnt it,cos i think she is ok looking,defo nail her.

sure you're a man of the cloth, you must be desperate

**the 12 th man** · 05/04/2004, 9:17 AM

Originally Posted by tiktok

sure you're a man of the cloth, you must be desperate

we men of the cloth have to be very careful these days.between the various
(anti)social diseases on the go out there and the thoughts of the sunday
worst or nudes of the world newspapers doing an expose.
so while desperation does play a hand,caution must be exercised in this area.
ugly women are a no no,even for a desperate cleric.