Nerdy jokes.

**Quack** · 31/03/2004, 11:56 PM

Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. Traffic cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know exactly where I am."

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who don't.

**Quack** · 10/04/2004, 10:29 PM

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Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

**shedite** · 13/04/2004, 1:15 PM

will you explain the programming one please. I "supposedly" do programming but don't have a clue what it's about. It might impress my lecturers though!

**dahamsta** · 13/04/2004, 2:01 PM

Google Is Your Friend. (Very first result.)

**Footie_Fan** · 13/04/2004, 5:56 PM

I like the Heisenberg one.

**Quack** · 27/04/2004, 9:44 PM

In an access of nerdiness, boredom and egotism, I googled the phrase "nerdy jokes"

Google is my friend too!

First link is one from foot.ie. What an achievement.... are there loads of people linking to this thread or what?

**Schumi** · 28/04/2004, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Quack

First link is one from foot.ie. What an achievement.... are there loads of people linking to this thread or what?

Put Alan Cawley into google and the thread on the UCD board is first on the list! Have google been buying stock options in foot.ie?

**Quack** · 19/10/2004, 9:43 PM

Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital.

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness.

He greets the first patient who replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a you take your place,
Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm."

Tony is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him.

The patient responds:

"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, but trying not to show it, Tony moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"We sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."

Now alarmed, Tony turns to the accompanying doctor and asks
"What kind of facility is this? Is it a mental ward?"

"No", replies the doctor.

Its the serious Burns Unit

**dahamsta** · 19/10/2004, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Quack

First link is one from foot.ie. What an achievement.... are there loads of people linking to this thread or what?

It's the ads. Google has to keep their index of Foot.ie pages fresh to match ads to content, so Googlebot is nearly constantly spidering the site. It means we get into the results quickly, and we mostly likely get a slight boost because of the ads too.

adam