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    Crystal Swing -- What the F***?



    A friend just sent me this...is this an inside joke over there or something? Someone please explain because I'm very confused.
    Last edited by theworm2345; 03/03/2010 at 5:21 AM.
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    Crystal Swing are a great idea - combine the notion of the Kelly Family and Sonny Knowles, and fill the void created by both

    Incidentally, what is this Rural TV sh!te about? According to wiki it's going a year now; anyone know who / what is behind it, beyond what wiki says?
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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    if there is anything sexier than "the look" given after 1:08 then i haven't seen it.

    Crystal Meth for Eurovision 2010!!

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    It's brilliant and insane and disturbing. I think they're completely serious about their art as well. It's not a joke to them.
    Upwards to the vanguard where the pressure is too high.

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    Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

    http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

    Also re: the daughter....WOULD

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    The guy in it was creeping the **** out of me, had to stop it. From the website i get the impression they think they are a youtube sensation because everyone loves the song....how wrong are they. Book Crystal Swing for a foot.ie get together this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    Check out the tweet from Ellen DeGeneres that begins with My Producers Just

    http://twitter.com/theEllenShow

    Also re: the daughter....WOULD
    No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theworm2345 View Post
    No question, though things might get weird with the brother there judging by the video.
    haha! yeah deffo. Id be afraid id look up to see him crying and masturbating simultaneously....

    or something...

    she is a fine bit of shtuff though.
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    I just read they're going on the Late Late Show (maybe tomorrow or one of the two Fridays after that)
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    Even a rushed view of their website tells you all you need to know.

    How do we manage to produce this never ending line of musical nutcases / embarassments?
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    Like politicians, we get the musicians we deserve.
    Last edited by stann; 05/03/2010 at 12:57 PM.
    more bass

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    The boys a star.... he could give Alan Partridge a run for his money in looking gormless. You can't coach that, just natural talent
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    i think the brother and sister are at it and i'd like to know where the father is(don't tell me he's the cameraman)as he has alot to answer for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Strummer View Post
    he's some mover.....i'm scared

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    This freaked the crap outta me when I saw it first. A guy shouldn't be looking at his sister like that when singing lyrics that could imply incestuous acts.
    A girl I know was two years ahead of the Dearbhla one in school and she's a complete nutcase apparently. Why it doesn't surprise me...
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    I hope to god this dies down and it's not the new pants on the ground. It's scary that Ellen DeGeneres tweeted this to 4 million people.
    That family has problems.
    Please let their car die on the way to Dublin for the Late Late appearance.

    Quote Originally Posted by jebus View Post
    Also re: the daughter....WOULD
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    haha! yeah deffo.

    she is a fine bit of shtuff though.
    Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boo_Boy View Post

    Put it away lads, she's 17 according to the Irish Times article. Back to the totty thread you go .
    grass on the pitch?

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