T'was only a matter of time.
First Club (if any) to miss wage payments: Finn Harps, we just don't pay anyone, it's the way forward, it worked for Derry.
First Club (if any) to transfer list entire squad: Dundalk
First club (if any) to enter examinership: all 22, start with a clean slate and mad spending
First club (if any) to get a transfer embargo: Derry City but it will have to be submitted twice to be safe.
First Club (if any) to be subject to a winding up order: Shamrock Rovers
First Club (if any) to go under completely: Shamrock Rovers
Number of these directly attributable to Sinn Fein: All
Time until they reappear a division down, magically purged of debt but keeping their history etc: 2 weeks
Number of clubs to gain asterisks this season: 21
Most bizarre reason for points deduction: Corner flags clashing with the team shirts
Number of times Bohs will sell Dalymount this year: 12
Level of hilarity in Bohs leaked accounts: High
Galway United Red Card count prediction: 54
Most bizarre radio diatribe: Does Roddy Collins count?
Will Roddy return to MNS, and if so how long before he gets the boot again (and why): Yes, and until Sligo get beat
Next club to give Roddy a job: Club Destroyers (Bolivia)
Likelihood of any significant work actually being done to United Park: Zero, sure they are building a new ground
Total number of Bohs-Dundalk fixtures televised: Not as many as the great Galway Derby between Mervue and Salthill.
Number of league clubs in Galway by start of next season: 4
Number of players Pat Scully gets through during the year: 90
Any other random prediction?: I predict that some people may actually think that my predictions are serious in any way.
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