Things you'd like to see in LOI grounds

**Mr A** · 17/02/2010, 3:37 PM

Sharks with laser beams on their heads.

**tippex** · 17/02/2010, 3:39 PM

an attendance where you cannot accurately count the entire crowd in the first 5 mins of the game
Or
An attendance where the gardai/stewards/order of malta do not outnumber the fans

**Bluebeard** · 17/02/2010, 3:52 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

of all the things in the whole world that people could pick to have in the LOI grounds and only one picks a stripper while about 20 pick scoreboards....

Geek central!

We had a stripper installed last season.

I think most clubs have them as part of licensing at this stage. That's where Coughlan went wrong. He mis-heard, and got an asset stripper instead.

**Dundalkjames** · 17/02/2010, 4:13 PM

Originally Posted by tippex

an attendance where you cannot accurately count the entire crowd in the first 5 mins of the game
Or
An attendance where the gardai/stewards/order of malta do not outnumber the fans

That only happens at the Carlisle Grounds

**Martinho II** · 17/02/2010, 4:13 PM

Originally Posted by RonnieB

Sheep grazing the pitch before a game.

cattle grazing in the hills before the game .. does it remind you of somewere in particular? hmmmmmmmmmmm

**Martinho II** · 17/02/2010, 4:14 PM

Originally Posted by Bluebeard

We had a stripper installed last season.

I think most clubs have them as part of licensing at this stage. That's where Coughlan went wrong. He mis-heard, and got an asset stripper instead.

I like it Bluebeard like it!!

**Magicme** · 17/02/2010, 4:31 PM

Originally Posted by Martinho II

cattle grazing in the hills before the game .. does it remind you of somewere in particular? hmmmmmmmmmmm

Home Sweet Gortakeegan Home.

Bluebeard, classic!

**peadar1987** · 17/02/2010, 5:32 PM

Originally Posted by Dundalkjames

That only happens at the Carlisle Grounds

You're being a bit harsh there. I'm sure other clubs apart from Bray have the occasional attendance where you can't accurately count the entire crowd in the first five minutes!

**tippex** · 17/02/2010, 6:38 PM

it wasnt difficult last night bohs had 18 fans on the dart side of the carlisle last night (6 gardai were there also) BTW it was ROO who counted them

**sheao** · 17/02/2010, 10:43 PM

The score angels should come to LOI games more often.

**cheifo** · 17/02/2010, 10:59 PM

A good atmosphere. You can put up with bad facilities if there is a feeling something is at stake. Our Singing crew all seem to have disappeared and a lot of them are in Austraila (no kidding)

A good loud bunch of away fans helps matters as well.

**juan** · 18/02/2010, 1:15 AM

Originally Posted by SkStu

of all the things in the whole world that people could pick to have in the LOI grounds and only one picks a stripper while about 20 pick scoreboards....

Geek central!

How about a scoreboard showing a stripper??

**SkStu** · 18/02/2010, 1:55 AM

Originally Posted by juan

How about a scoreboard showing a stripper??

that's just tasteless.

**aidz1** · 18/02/2010, 10:10 AM

Good sunny weather!!!

**Bluebeard** · 18/02/2010, 8:36 PM

Originally Posted by WestBelfastRed

What sort of a geek counts the crowd anyway?

Never been to a UCD game so, I see...

**Kildareman** · 19/02/2010, 11:26 AM

Stewards in Finn Park to stop the 10 Sligo fans from standing at the railing in front of the only tiny stand that has seats in it and stopping other fans from seeing the game.

Especially for Sam Heggy

**MMVIII** · 20/02/2010, 11:59 PM

You have clearly missed his point. Check the thread on the contrary to this.

**weecountyman** · 21/02/2010, 6:32 AM

Proper pre-match build up, make an event and the event junkies will come. Won't help the self-inflicted paranoia of some fans, but it'll boost the league big time.

**peadar1987** · 22/02/2010, 2:10 PM

Originally Posted by weecountyman

Proper pre-match build up, make an event and the event junkies will come. Won't help the self-inflicted paranoia of some fans, but it'll boost the league big time.

Exactly, screw all the people who say they don't want the barstoolers in the LOI. Just because you enjoy your martyr complex, and having something to moan about in the pub doesn't mean the entire league should be held back!