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    Some QPR fan letting off steam....

    QPR fan on the Football 365 pages

    "I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

    I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

    The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

    I mean really gash.

    football generally.

    I hate nearly everything about it these days....

    I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

    I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

    I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

    I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

    I hate the England team.

    I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

    I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

    I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

    I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

    I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

    I hate Garth Crooks.

    I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

    I hate Sky Sports.

    I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

    I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it.

    I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

    I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

    I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

    I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

    I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

    I hate Phil Brown.

    I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

    I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

    I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

    I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

    I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

    I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

    I hate Leeds.

    I hate Roy Keane.

    I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

    I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

    I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

    I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

    I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

    I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

    I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."


    I work with somebody like this.....

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    Couldn't agrue too much with too much of it in fairness!!

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    I would suggest that this man be nominated as the exemplar of what it is to be a football fan!
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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    Well he got a lot off his chest in that piece, and I'd say he's got a lot more on his mind considering the recent goings on at Q.P.R.
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    where did you get that ? did he post it on a QPR forum ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfdh_edmundo View Post
    where did you get that ? did he post it on a QPR forum ??
    It says it's from Football 365 on the top of the page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfdh_edmundo View Post
    where did you get that ? did he post it on a QPR forum ??
    I don't know where shakermaker got it, but it's been doing the rounds by email for a week or so.
    If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.

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    doing the rounds in an email but it's originally from football 365 website.

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    bit harsh on Louise Redknapp and the Wii
    "Must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by razor View Post
    bit harsh on Louise Redknapp and the Wii
    True enough, we'll make it up to her with another entrance in Totty Watch!!

    I also think Club Foot is a class track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeLorean View Post
    I also think Club Foot is a class track.
    I do too, but he's right when he says it's on everything, Sky Sports News, film trailers, was the theme for Pro Evo 5
    All goals, yellow and red cards tweeted in real time on mastodon, BlueSky and facebook

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    Quote Originally Posted by tetsujin1979 View Post
    I do too, but he's right when he says it's on everything, Sky Sports News, film trailers, was the theme for Pro Evo 5
    Only ever heard it on Sky Sports News myself, and that's only for a couple of seconds at a time. I find myself singing those two lines for the next hour though!!

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    I'm probably a little biased, I think Kasabian are one of the more overrated bands at the moment.
    All goals, yellow and red cards tweeted in real time on mastodon, BlueSky and facebook

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    How is F365 these days?

    Still loaded up with picard smileys and Pell :adore: nonsense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages

    "I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.
    You are not a genuine QPR fan then.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982 View Post
    QPR fan on the Football 365 pages] I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.
    It's called growing old and grumpy.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash.
    Yeah, it used to be great going to run down stadiums, standing in the pouring rain on uncovered terraces and watching the players play on a mud patch with the clubs ran by faceless chairmen who never put a penny back in to the game or the facilities.


    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.
    It's a closer race than it has been for a number of years both at the top and the bottom. I remember a time when the title was won by Liverpool just about every year. What do you call "exciting"?

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.
    Agreed.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?
    Man U/Liverpool are able to service their debt so no problem there (yet). The other teams are in existence because they found ways to survive. What's the problem?


    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

    I hate the England team.
    Fair enough

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.
    Pacey wingers without too much skill have always been part of the game. Wednesday have one in Jeromye Johnstone and they can be good to watch.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.
    On the contrary. Since the main teams have started fielding weakeer teams. everyone has a much better chance of winning.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

    I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

    I hate Garth Crooks.

    I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.
    Agreed.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate Sky Sports.
    Not sure how I'd spend my Saturdays, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays without it. Talk to the wife? Long live Sky Sports (without the hype).

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.
    Agreed

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.
    Some hot ones on Sky. Leave them be.

    Quote Originally Posted by shakermaker1982;1313881 QPR fan on the Football 365 pages
    I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.
    Agree 100%


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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post

    Better do some work.
    Work?

    Not quite reached the level of a true dedicated Packer's fan like
    Chris "I think I have another few thousand beers in me" Lukawski
    Last edited by geysir; 02/02/2010 at 11:00 AM.

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