Getting the jo maxi into town...
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I've only ever heard that once. I was out enjoying myself in a City centre nightspot a few years ago. I was throwing down a few moves on the dancefloor and i ,literally, bumped into a girl i knew from work, we started chatting for a few mins when her boyfriend, whom a i knew, signalled her over. My friend came over and started sayin he wiped my eye. Me being in my drunken state began to touch my eye to see if it was damp.
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Go training tuesday and thursday and then don't show up for game on sunday.
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
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If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
using "could of" where "could have" should be used.
Thanks ifk for that one![]()
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
10 pages. We're not that f*ucking unique, are we?
Quoting years at random since 1975
Absolutely not unique. Hugely prevalent in the UK too. For one thing I recall Carol Vorderman taking the p!ss out of it many a time on Countdown!
Jo Maxi is a funny one, that is uniquely Irish I'd say, but for a different reason than you might think.
It began as Joe Baxi, originally English slang for a taxi (probably after the boxer Joe Baksi), and that got a new lease of life and became Jo Maxi over here because of the kids programme of the same name in the late 80s / early 90s.
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Was told today by a dub, roscommoner, & 2 cavan men that this is uniquely Monaghan but not sure about this:
"I would rather be looking at it than looking for it"
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It's a bit of both: a phonetic spelling of "could've".
You can't spell failure without FAI
When playing fooball, someone says,"watch you house" or just "house", is it mostly in Dublin they say it?
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
I think it is, yeah.
First time I heard it anyway was from a lad who had been in Dublin for years before moving back down here.
Most other parts of the country would have "Man on!" I suppose.
Fella I used to play with used to helpfully communicate the very, very close proximity of an opponent with the somewhat regrettable variation "Hard on!"![]()
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When passing someone and they say all in one go:
'How are you Im grand thanks'.
The person will ask how you are and reply how they are, without you even saying a word to them.
Manager: Fergal, have you your boots with ya?
Fergal: Ya, I have them here.
Manager: Ah good stuff, well give them to this man so, he forgot his!
everyone in longford says ''(watch your)house'' aswell
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