In the west of ireland, we have unusual ways of expressing our admiration for ladies:
"I'd eat a mile of her sh1te just to smell the exhaust pipe of the van that brought her dirty knickers to the laundry"
This is more pronounciation but Forhead (forehead) is quite funny to english people. I think we say it so fast we do not have time to pronounce all the letters![]()
In the west of ireland, we have unusual ways of expressing our admiration for ladies:
"I'd eat a mile of her sh1te just to smell the exhaust pipe of the van that brought her dirty knickers to the laundry"
Nobody knows us, we don't care
drinking copious amounts of tea
"Dya know who died..."
When heading to ball... On the nogging, on the sallynogging, or , do ya want a game on nods.
When saying that someone is crazy,, He's off his tits
When having a cup of tea, A cup of Scald
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If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
How we tell people what state we were in the night before
oh i was off my tits (as above)
i was banjo'd or mouldy last night
Its uniquely Irish to discuss amongst ourselves how f*cking unique we are.
Quoting years at random since 1975
To be fair, every nation does this. The English have the impression that they're more reserved and better bred than the continentals, the French think they're more classy and suave than everyone else. The only country that don't seem to do it, in my experience, is the Yanks, who will continue to identify with a specific group, years after they're no longer eligible for citizenship. In America, fourth, fifth, or sixth generation US citizens are still referred to, by themselves and others, as Italians, Irish, Poles, Germans etc, which I find strange.
I suppose it's because emigration was such a wrench at the time. Listen to contemporaneous songs like The Emigrant's Letter by Percy French and you'll get some sort of an idea how much Ireland meant to people who often had no choice but to leave. It's understandable in a way that they wanted to pass that down the generations.
You can't spell failure without FAI
arrah musha would ye be quiet.
he is quite near.
he's a little pup.
she's a bit of a rap.
he's a proper buck.
more up north but, that fella is a little touched.
queer meaning funny, in a strange way.
i think we could start a little irish version of www.irishurbandictionary.com
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Get up the yard
If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later
FORM IS TEMPORARY, CLASS IS PERMANENT
The quare one
The quare fella
Orders followed by questions...
You'll have a cup of tea, won't you?
Rather than
Would you like a cup of tea?
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