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    What's your porn screen name?

    Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

    First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
    Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

    Love,
    Scamp Silverdale

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    Well done Lucky,

    Now you left that secret out!


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    I suppose

    With a name like Sandy Quail I'd be playing to a, how should I put it, 'specialist niche'
    don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis......

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    Im from the sticks, we dont have streets! Heard it was your mums maiden name for the second one, therefore:

    Benny Mone!!!!!!
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    Smile Diamonds

    Using the street/estate name would make me Eddie Diamond.

    Sounds more like a pimp to me
    http://www.forastrust.ie/

    Bring back Rocketman!

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    Sounds more like a gangster to me - Eddie "The Cutter" Diamond.

    Scamp "The Tickler" Silverdale

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    Sparky "The Muff" Diver anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta View Post
    Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

    First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
    Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

    Love,
    Scamp Silverdale
    Ringo Cedarwood
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    Ted Edward Sound like a debt collector

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    Or a US politician. Which is close enough to what we were looking for.

    Yours, etc,

    Zig Clonkeen.

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    My dog's name was Lex, and I grew up on Steele street.

    Perhaps you know of my work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauro 76 View Post
    Heard it was your mums maiden name for the second one, therefore:

    Benny Mone!!!!!!
    By those criteria - "Ringo Tighe" - there's a pun in there somewhere..........
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    Max Norwood, or if it's the first street name you lived on after moving out, Max Sussex.
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    I moved more often than a traveller during my life but my fav of them for porn reasons Buffy 69. 69th Street, Londonderry, Edmondton, AB. My first memories of life are from that address so maybe that explains my flirtiness!

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    Pet Name/Mother's Maiden Name spits out Tiny Lawless (Unruly midget cowboy perhaps?!)

    Pet Name/Street Name is Tiny Ashfield....think I prefer the first one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dahamsta View Post
    Heh, somebody just sent me a formula for figuring out your screen name in porn:

    First Name: Name of your favourite pet.
    Last Name: Name of the street you grew up on.

    Love,
    Scamp Silverdale
    Benji Hardgate

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    Bran Glenheights.

    Apparently I star in the porn version of Crossroads.
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    Always do well in this game thanks to the pet's name.

    Cannon Strand.


    Which would be great if he hadn't been named after this guy!

    (BTW, and no messing here, if it was the place I grew up it would be Cannon DeLuxe! )
    Last edited by stann; 15/07/2008 at 6:25 PM.
    more bass

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