in america a midget was going around houses conning little ould ladies by telling them he could contact their dead partners by
clairvoyance.when he gained access to their house he would distract them and rob their purses etc.
he was eventually caught and sent to court where he was convicted of multiple counts of robbery.when he was on route from the court to jail he somehow managed to escape police custody.despite a massive search by police he could not be located for the rest of the day and the headlines in the paper (national enquirer or similar)the next morning was
"small medium at large"
ps nearly forgot the sun :famous headline: "freddie starr ate dahamsta"
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