Seat numbers at 8pm following a day on the drink? Good luck with that!
Seat numbers at 8pm following a day on the drink? Good luck with that!
Roddy Collins, the biggest <insert as appropiate> in Irish Football.
I had a bad experience last night, stopped for speeding, while on the phone, so the Garda told me that was 4 points, and Ive already got 4, so I was ****ing myself hoping he wouldnt cop the NCT was out of date....he did, another 5 points so thats me looking at a disqualification,when he asked me what the hell I was up to I told him I was talking to a mate about our trip to Paris next week and his attitude changed....suggested he could forget about this indiscretion if I could sort him with a match ticket
.....now my only problem is how do I break the news to the chap who is expecting to get that ticket off me tomorrow
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Fair Play died Nov 18th 2009, Stade Francais.
Ah ronnieb is an easy going fella he will be alright, very understanding.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Theres plenty of spares knocking around GreenForever. Obviously its going to a deserving fan **cough cough** ah well needs must I suppose!!
I thought you were off the drink Ronnie?
"No, I drink to help me mind my own business....can I get you one? (c) Ronnie Drew
Looks like a spare for both games, Ronnie B just had a heart attack
Shame on you thinking I would get CAUGHT speeding on the phone![]()
Fair Play died Nov 18th 2009, Stade Francais.
*faints* is it any wonder im going grey before im 30!
Roddy Collins, the biggest <insert as appropiate> in Irish Football.
My NCT has been out on my car for a few months, have applied for a test and given a date but its a couple of months off yet. Have been stopped by a few garda in the last few weeks and explained this to them and no hassle. Seems a bit harsh to hit you for the 5 penalty points, havent actually heard of anyone had this levied on them yet.
But if a match ticket in paris solves the problem all the better!
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