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    The reason some girls stay single

    The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
    The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
    After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
    Ladies: He is out there...



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    The MP3 speaks for itself. If you listen to only one crazy phone call this week...
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

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    Hilarious!!!
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    It's fairly weird until the last minute or so, when he just goes a wee bit badger****.
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    Wow that is epic.
    Would love to meet that guy.

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    stop - women approach me six seven times a day!!ha
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    Holy crap, that's good!

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    let the romance begin!!!!!!!

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    i reckon thats a fella taking the **** lads. id be pretty sure to be honest.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    first fella is a muppet no doubt, self confidence is one thing but he takes it to another level

    the e mail fella seems like a bit of an idiot too, u would have thought that during the 2 weeks he was away he could have rang his girlfriend at least once, cos even if she remembered he was away you can bet your life the minute he got home there would have been a row over him not getting in contact while he was away

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    That is mental!!!

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    oh, women=guff.. FACT!!!!
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