Now there is surely the problem. Every time Ireland got the ball to the left, McGeady was too preoccupied in dispensing cuddly gifts to the Aussie right full. How carrying these kittens while waiting for possession must have distracted him: kittens are very distracting at the best of times, never mind when you are trying to hold them, and presumably half the stand beside you going "Aaahh!" It is a wonder he ever got the ball in the first place. And why he was waiting to give them to the Australian full back until he got possession beggars belief.
Fair play to Trap though - it might be a wild tactical experiment, and one I woudn't agree with, but the time to try those is in the friendlies alright. Hopefully now I can be certain that there is no chance he'll just send over a crate of kittens to the sideline by Duff or McGeady if it's 0-0 in Nicosia with 20 minutes left. I mean to say, that kind of thing might have some effect on the likes of your teams from civilised countries, but sure the Cypriots have that latin temperament, and presumably eat them or f*ck them or something, and wouldn't waste five minutes on them. You'd want to watch them Cypriots, cat hating foreign b@st@rds.
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