Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner.
Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or [by who?] or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs, leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway.
deleting your posts before i get to read them!
Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!
Good evening!
The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.
Cumann Peile Dún Dealgan - Champions 2015 (too many accolades to be typing)
Termonbarry Athletic TID!
People who say "No pressure then!!!" in commenting to a situation that tends to have a high level of pressure involved - like bomb disposal.
These people will also think this reference is both hilarious and archly insightful.
Wolfie: "I have to diffuse this bomb or loads of people will die".
Idiot: "No pressure then"
Wolfie: "You've pushed me over the edge. Everyone must die. Cutting red wire"
KABOOOOOOOOM!
Quoting years at random since 1975
Cumann Peile Dún Dealgan - Champions 2015 (too many accolades to be typing)
Termonbarry Athletic TID!
calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.
"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"
"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"
joey barton's 'tache
Robbing stuff from vending machines. . Its fair enough chancing your arm now and again but one fat fella in my job has a routine that he does everyday to get free food its desperate.
Ahhh
Putting ketchup in the fridge- what the hell is with that???
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