Behaviour which needs to be banned...

**Ciaran W** · 20/06/2010, 7:13 PM

Players diving. . The most annoying thing ever is watching some monster like drogba flinging himself around the place as if he were shot

**Dunny** · 23/06/2010, 6:24 PM

Adrian Chiles presenting football.

**old git** · 23/06/2010, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dunny

Adrian Chiles presenting football.

utv paying a fortune to him to present it ..

**tetsujin1979** · 24/06/2010, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Dunny

Adrian Chiles presenting football.

I quite like Chiles actually, but he was far better on Match Of The Day 2 than on ITV

**thischarmingman** · 17/07/2010, 10:23 AM

It takes around half a second to click the 'Become a Fan' button on a Facebook group. It requires no further action, there are no consequences and the action can be forgotten about almost immediately. Some people even join groups ironically. Therefore, why do journalists insist on quoting numbers of people who've joined specific groups as as though they are hard facts of a core or passionate, active supporters? It's gotten to the stage where I read this at least once a day now and it;s driving me mad!

Take this example from today's Guardian for instance:

check out the Facebook groups for a flavour of how unpleasant some of the supposedly mumsy stuff is. There's a proliferation of vigilante rage directed at child abusers: "jamie bulger's killers should never have been released!"; "i bet i can find a billion people who are against jon venables and r thompson!!!!"; "Don't forget about Maddie"; "Justice for Baby P". The numbers of signatories are enormous � sure, at over 37,000 names, the Venables/Thompson page loses a bet with itself about finding a billion. But 37,000�

Absolutely the laziest research possible.

**Riddickcule** · 22/07/2010, 2:24 PM

Stubborn people.

**KevB76** · 22/07/2010, 5:17 PM

One thing that really annoys me is, if I happen to dial the wrong number and the person on the end of the line puts down the phone without saying anything.
The only thing that annoys me more is when somebody calls me by mistake and puts down the phone without saying anything.

**osarusan** · 22/07/2010, 5:20 PM

What annoys me most is when people don't reply to text messages which I send them with information I thought they might find useful. I'm sure it annoys KevB76 too, given his tidy phone etiquette.

**KevB76** · 22/07/2010, 5:27 PM

Originally Posted by osarusan

What annoys me most is when people don't reply to text messages which I send them with information I thought they might find useful. I'm sure it annoys KevB76 too, given his tidy phone etiquette.

Just checking back through my inbox now!!! ... I must admit if I dont to reply to a text on the spot I often forget to as I have a shockingly bad short term memory. I can think of 3 people I didnt reply to in the last fortninght - thanks for the reminder

**stann** · 23/07/2010, 11:25 AM

Oh Christ!
Thanks for the reminder indeed!
Gonna take a fair bit of spoofin' to get out of this one...

**thischarmingman** · 23/07/2010, 5:29 PM

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.

**John83** · 23/07/2010, 6:30 PM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.

**Acornvilla** · 25/07/2010, 4:07 AM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.

pull the damn battery out and pray

i sent a ahem,.. 'sexy' text to my gaa manager before by accident...

**Mr A** · 26/07/2010, 9:03 PM

Originally Posted by Riddickcule

Stubborn people.

Even if you banned them nothing would change.

**juan** · 27/07/2010, 1:41 AM

Originally Posted by Acornvilla

pull the damn battery out and pray

i sent a ahem,.. 'sexy' text to my gaa manager before by accident...

And I bet you've started every game since

**pineapple stu** · 27/07/2010, 10:51 AM

Digital information displays at airports and train stations. Bring back the clicky clacky ones. Far more fun.

Also, those cases with wheels and the extending handle. People hold the handle and let the case trail out behind them, but because they have the handle in their hand, they assume it isn't in anyone's way behind them. Then they have to stop at stairs, put the handle down, lift it down the steps, stop at the bottom, extend the handle and go off again, probably killing people as they go. Idiots.

**thischarmingman** · 27/07/2010, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by John83

Sorry, won't be able to access that for another fortnight. What is it (if explaining it doesn't ruin it!)?

**stann** · 27/07/2010, 2:48 PM

People who walk far too close behind me when I'm lugging a case around the airport, particularly when getting on and off the escalators. Blind gob****es!

**John83** · 27/07/2010, 2:52 PM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

Sorry, won't be able to access that for another fortnight. What is it (if explaining it doesn't ruin it!)?

It's a David O'Doherty comedy song about accidentally sending text messages to the people the text is about.

**thischarmingman** · 28/07/2010, 12:18 PM

...which reminds me of a similar song (about texts) by Bill Bailey:
"You texted me on a Monday,
To tell me it was over,
But I did not understand-
Because you used Predictive Text

And it was-
Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo..."