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    Will Peter Andre get a shag??

    He's really been trying it on with MegaJugs, but according to Razor, she's only winding him up.I reckon he'll try it on with either Jennie Bond or Lord Brocket before the end...

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    father wishy washy replies:my son as i have spelled out before the pleasures of the flesh are the road to hell for many a man.

    deceased celebrity "chicken choker "michael hutchens is evidence
    (granted an extreme one) of the dangers that lie ahead for this kind of thing.another celebrity justin trousersnake is also regarded as being in danger of over exposure to the temptations
    of the flesh.

    as regards your question.not a F*****G chance.


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    eh no
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    Not even off of Ant or Dec??

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    Re: Will Peter Andre get a shag??

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    i reckon his own right hand would tell him to fcuk off!!!!l

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    Doesn't everyone have a chance with Comedy Tits (even Peter Andrex)? Sure she'd get up on the altar at mass as they say. I'd say he'd be well in with Ant and/or Dec though - "Lets get crackin' with the knackin'!".

    Whats really needed to liven things up in that jungle though is a Predator. Imagine him hunting Razor Ramon...I mean Razor Ruddock and Peter Bog Paper for sport, then ripping out their spines when he catches them. Yes, that'd be far more entertaining altogether:
    "Theres something out there and it ain't no man....".
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    Peter Andre and Jordan, that's INSANIA,
    he's not getting any unless he and Brockett take things further

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    To be fair to Petey boy I was surprised to see that I was amused by his Gaweth Gates impression. Who woulda though Peter Andre had a sense of humour (though if you think about it I suppose he needs it).

    And while we're at it I smell a poll coming on here Macy!

    Jordan: Would ya or wouldn't ya???
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    I definately would,look at those tats,their brilliant.

    Peter andre will never get his bit,poor lad.

    Jordan waits at least a month after she meets someone to shag um,hehe

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    Not a hope.

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    Originally posted by tiktok
    Peter Andre and Jordan, that's INSANIA,
    he's not getting any unless he and Brockett take things further
    Havent seen much of it on the telly,but catching the newspaper coverage, and seen the word "Insania" coming up quite a few times, where did that come from?????
    'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'

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    its a song?? if ya could call it that....andre wrote it in the camp!!
    Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?

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    Originally posted by Maz
    [B...andre wrote it in the camp!! [/B]
    the guy is like a rutting dog walking around.him and his stupid boner .i think he is making a complete tosser out of himself.speaking of tossers he would be doing himself a favour by having one.
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    Originally posted by PAURO 7
    Havent seen much of it on the telly,but catching the newspaper coverage, and seen the word "Insania" coming up quite a few times, where did that come from?????
    it's the title of the single he's sure to release a day after he gets out.

    it's all about how electronics and high tech gadgets are 'killing the seed of creation", it's a mixture of Insanity and Mania . terrible load of toss, and everyone else is rightly taking the proverbial

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    Re: Will Peter Andre get a shag??

    he would have a better chance of frying a pork chop in a mosque

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