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    Stupid signs

    I hate to come over all FHM ( ) !!!!, actually i love it, BUT there i was, plodding along down Winthrop street last night with my girlfriend, when i haappened to look at a shop window.

    There was a sign in it


    "Buy one, get one free"


    It was a shoe shop.



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    stupid signs

    eyes tested /while u wait

    (on the back of a toilet door)beware/limbo dancers
    (the same toilet door ,in a restaurant)flush twice its a long way to the kitchen!!!!!

    ok, i admit the second two were graffitti,but i got a great laugh
    out of them

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    I really really hate that sign you see in shops and pubs owned by smartarse types that says:"NO CREDIT-Unless you are over 90 and accompanied by both parents". I'd love some old geezer to walk in with an urn under each arm ....

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    Best sign ever

    A classic sign, spotted in an outdoor activities shop:

    'Now is the discount of our winter tent'

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    Re: Best sign ever

    Originally posted by noby
    A classic sign, spotted in an outdoor activities shop:

    'Now is the discount of our winter tent'

    that's bloody brilliant

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    Very caring of the manufacturers I though
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