Bohs to go part-time

**seand** · 28/09/2009, 3:03 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

the first rule of Bohemians Football Club is you do not speak about Bohemians Football Club.

The second rule of Bohemians Football Club is you do not speak about Boh...., oh no, the second rule is no smoking.

No, the first rule is that you call it "Bohemian Football Club" or "Bohemians", but never "Bohemians Football Club"

**SkStu** · 28/09/2009, 3:03 PM

are you serious? First ive heard....

(it was intentional...)

**dong** · 28/09/2009, 3:30 PM

Originally Posted by tipptops

Everything will be changed, changed utterly.

Sounds like a trailor for a new Science Fiction film. The size of Glen Crowe the last while, he'd make a good Jabba the Hutt alright!

**thischarmingman** · 28/09/2009, 6:40 PM

Originally Posted by SkStu

the first rule of Bohemians Football Club is you do not speak about Bohemians Football Club.

The second rule of Bohemians Football Club is you do not speak about Boh...., oh no, the second rule is no smoking.

Our main rule at BFC is not speaking about it, not speaking about it and not smoking. Our two main rules...

**R�iteoir** · 28/09/2009, 7:44 PM

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

**hoops1** · 28/09/2009, 8:03 PM

Originally Posted by tipptops

I don't want to say too much on here but there is a major development on the way with regards to Bohemians Football Club that is going to rock the LOI to its core. Everything will be changed, changed utterly.

Come on Beavis were all ears.

**SkStu** · 28/09/2009, 8:10 PM

Originally Posted by hoops1

Come on Beavis were all ears.

hes talking about the catapult. We will fire rocks at the FAI offices and TallaghtStadium and will fire people to Harristown.

No biggie.

**Ezeikial** · 28/09/2009, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by tipptops

I don't want to say too much on here but there is a major development on the way with regards to Bohemians Football Club that is going to rock the LOI to its core. Everything will be changed, changed utterly.

Will it be as good as the 3rd Secret of Fatima?

**BohsPartisan** · 28/09/2009, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Ezeikial

Will it be as good as the 3rd Secret of Fatima?

Gerry Conway had a powerful computer built. Its called Deep Thought. We're just waiting for the answer to the ultimate question...

**soccerc** · 28/09/2009, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by BohsPartisan

Gerry Conway had a powerful computer built. Its called Deep Thought. We're just waiting for the answer to the ultimate question...

I hear it has the answers, just the right questions have never been asked

**RoversHead** · 29/09/2009, 1:42 AM

Heard the one about the big club selling its three best players and its soul to become a feeder club for an English club with a bogey chairman, in exchange for an annual operating budget?No ,well wait for it..............

**Buile Shuibhne** · 29/09/2009, 7:09 AM

................... Travelling has, however, caused a problem for Fenlon, who was forced to ask for a 'dig-out' from local businessmen to fund an overnight stay for his players on Foyleside.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/socc...s-1898786.html

**osborne** · 29/09/2009, 8:19 AM

Originally Posted by tipptops

A dig-out? Is that LOI code for - We passed the begging bowl around, like they do in Mass. Some things never change.

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So that wasn't your master plan then?

**Ezeikial** · 29/09/2009, 8:36 AM

Originally Posted by Buile Shuibhne

http://www.independent.ie/sport/socc...s-1898786.html

Slightly off topic, but I find it funny that Fenlon so regularly dismisses other managers when responding to their comments......

"I have no problems travelling anywhere with my team; it was nothing to do with travelling, but I'm not really interested in what Stephen has to say, to be honest."

Yet he takes the hump when he perceives the merest slight to him.

**eelmonster** · 29/09/2009, 8:47 AM

Originally Posted by tipptops

A dig-out? Is that LOI code for - We passed the begging bowl around, like they do in Mass. Some things never change.

Well, if it's good enough for the GAA ...

**marinobohs** · 29/09/2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by eelmonster

Well, if it's good enough for the GAA ...

always amazes me that contributors on here have such a problem with clubs/fans seeking money. I mean its not like its a novelty for any club is it ?

**marinobohs** · 29/09/2009, 1:36 PM

Originally Posted by tipptops

Good point.

However, what amazes me is the complete and utter blatant disregard by clubs for their pre-season budgets. Its not that hard, you get predicted incomings and then base your outgoings on this. What is the problem with certain LOI clubs with this basic principle. Can they not see what a laughing stock they become when the manager comes out with statements like "If we don't beat Skonta Riga we can't afford wages for the rest of the season" or "Oi Businessmen, we need a dig-out to stay in a Derry Hotel for this weekends match". Thats before I even mention Cork City in the high court or Rovers scribbling out 2003 on their accounts and writing in 2004!

Then you my friend, must be new to the wonderfull world of LOI - Accounts by Hans Christian Anderson, business plan by Fr Dougal (assisted by John De Lorean) and League run by the Marx Brothers.
All except MY club of course, the best run blah blah blah .........

**passerrby** · 29/09/2009, 2:17 PM

Originally Posted by tipptops

I don't want to say too much on here but there is a major development on the way with regards to Bohemians Football Club that is going to rock the LOI to its core. Everything will be changed, changed utterly.

I think the key word in this is development.
does this cunning plan involve selling dayler to a developer , now that would be a plan