my first nomination has got to be pat jennings for
cookstown sausages
the ad had pat in his kitchen with his frying pan cooking his breakfast.oh that haircut and the script was pathethic,pat wanted us all to get the cookstown sizzle!!!!!
come to think of it his hair is still the same!!!!!
So many...
George Best for aftershave
Jack Charlton for Shredded Wheat
Jack Charlton for car insurance
I think there was one with Bobby Moore advertising going for a drink in the local, might have been someone else
ha ha remember that, what a funny ad.
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
The Jack Charlton one for Car Insurance is right up there.
But Michael Owens Shreddies is my (least)favourite
but there's been some great ones.......
the brazilian team in the airport
the physio sport ads
the reebok series where they showed ryan giggs selling daffodils and Schmeichel as a pig farmer
I'm showing my age here, but positively the worst advert I've ever seen involving a footballer was shown in the UK in the late 1970s. It had Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper (the boxer) in the locker room together, bare-chested, splashing on Brut aftershave. Homo-eroticism or what?
Seconded closely by the bare-chested John Barnes, bare-chested and dripping with sweat, pushing the benefits of Lucozade Isotonic. Mrs PP loved it. I didn't see it in quite the same light for some strange reason.
PP
Semper in faecibus sole profundum variat
yeah that brut one was an absolute cracker
Mine isnt an ad but....the Scottish World Cup song video (Dont Come Home too soon Boys, France '98). It was a píss take of the Brazil ad. Filmed it in Preswick airport with grass on the runway an all, twas truely excellent.Originally posted by tiktok
the brazilian team in the airport
I seem to remember another one of Pat Jenning dressed as some part of a car saving penos. Something like "Joe's Car Parts, as safe as his hands"
not a tv ad, but the radio ad for Waterford council with John O'Shea coming on in a big thick bogger accent saying "Ah shure Waaherford is great, the shops are better than Manchester" in a voice not unlike William. Shatner. And. His. infuriating. delivery. of. lines.
There's something on the wing
Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?
Good old Del Amitri. Saw the video for one of their other biggish hits as well last week ('Roll To Me' I think?) where the boys heads had been superimposed onto babies in buggies. Quite nasty looking really!Originally posted by SÓCcfc
Mine isnt an ad but....the Scottish World Cup song video (Dont Come Home too soon Boys, France '98). It was a píss take of the Brazil ad. Filmed it in Preswick airport with grass on the runway an all, twas truely excellent.
The ball is round and has many surprises.
the roy keane walkers crisp ad was pretty dumb ,i think he was dressed up as a leprachaun or something similar/awful
Hard to believe Keano of all people signed up for that one... worst ones, Jack Charlton, (nearly all of them!) what was the one with the catchphrase, "Shake a shamrock for Ireland"?
Alan Shearer, McDonalds, Gascoigne and his Brute ads, Beckham and Wilkinson in the adidas ad, THe Pizza Hut ads with Stuart Pearce, Chris Waddle, the guys who missed penalites in world cups.... the best one though, the Nike Brazil ad in the airport!! pure class....and not a footballer ad, but the John Smith ads with Peter Kay blasting the ball is great!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Pele and his 'erection problems' add, i can't believe they had hin on it!!Roy Keane and the walkers add is another one
pele's viagra ads are a bit of a low point if you ask me. he should knock them on the head. john o'sheas waterford one sounds bad alright though.
from a good point of view, the one with cantona, figo etc on the ship was pretty good.
The Nike cage matches?Originally posted by b_mcsweeney
from a good point of view, the one with cantona, figo etc on the ship was pretty good.
I don't mind the Wilkinson/Beckham ads, or even the Keane Walkers ad. Haven't eaten a Walkers crisp since though.
Jack Charlton's car insurace ad was really cringe-worthy though.
You can't spell failure without FAI
Wasn't Jason McAteer in a Wash 'n Go ad or something like that?
It was rubbish if I remember correctly.
Didn't there used to be some Galway GAA "star" in an ad for mastitis medicine?
Have Boot Disk, will travel
If i remember correctly, they didn't even give trigger any lines to memorise.Originally posted by Peadar
Wasn't Jason McAteer in a Wash 'n Go ad or something like that?
Awful.
As for good ads...
Peter Schmiechel as a pig farmer was brilliant. Loved that one.
Still have a soft spot for Jason's Carlsberg World Cup dream ad though, changing the footage of goals in the qualifying series in Dream Team kinda way to make it look like we beat Spain, Argentina and Brazil in the final!
Cant believe ive missed out on this one, but David Ginola and that coffee advert! And the Wash and Go one comes pretty close to it too....
Poncey French accent:
"Eeh am a fooootballerrr not a movie starrr" Awful beyond belief!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
worst ad has to be pele and the erection problems but the new thirry henry ad (the va-va-voom one) is cr@p aswell
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