Yes folks, he’s back in all his in-glorious crap, which he forces on us. Let me introduce…John O’Wafflessy. In tonight’s episode…”€ cash windfall for grateful Limerick” “The Limerick Leader can exclusively reveal that the clubs commercial manager John Purcell is close to finalising a €50,000 annual sponsorship package over the next 3-5 years.” Didn’t we already know about this? Exclusive from the Limerick Leader, please don’t make me laugh! O’Wafflessy also goes on, “there had been speculation in recent days that Limerick were contemplating going back to Jackman Park.” This man had got to be on drugs. Tell us John, where did you hear this speculation? Could it have been you bull****ting the people of Limerick again? Why would we want to go back to “de jacks”? For its excellent facilities of course, such as floodlights, (which we weren’t allowed to use) a pitch that was occasionally cut, a stand, wafting of urine! And all for only €635 per match! Where does he get it? Oh I do know by the way so PM me if you want it.
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