A peep into Santa's Sack to see what he's bringing Division 1 clubs

**Estar** · 20/12/2003, 10:25 AM

Harps - VIP treatment from Derry.

Bray - Some rope to hold on to Zayed.

UCD - A speedy return to the Premier.

Galway - Some good players.

Sligo - A miracle.

Limerick - A Saviour.

Kildare - Nothing, because of giving their supporters 5th place heart break for the last two seasons.

Dundalk - A tractor to pull them out of the bottom three in the First Division.

Athlone - More money from the lotto and Bertie

Monaghan - To win two games in a row.

Kilkenny- Supporters

**yur man** · 20/12/2003, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by Estar
Kildare - Nothing, because of giving their supporters 5th place heart break for the last two seasons.

a new board/manager?

**Estar** · 20/12/2003, 1:24 PM

Originally posted by yur man
a new board/manager?

Depends on next season!

Anything lower than 5th and the knives will be out.

**Red_terror** · 20/12/2003, 3:58 PM

Harps need a box of kleenex and a new rattler after throwin the last one out of the pram. all well i would be annoyed if my team had suffered 30 YEARS OF FAILURE

**dortie** · 22/12/2003, 6:25 AM

Originally posted by Red_terror
Harps need a box of kleenex and a new rattler after throwin the last one out of the pram. all well i would be annoyed if my team had suffered 30 YEARS OF FAILURE

Throw in a few Nappies too !!!

I agree though...30 years of failure would be hard to stomach..their average fan has never experienced 'winning'

**liam88** · 23/12/2003, 6:55 PM

Wot bout Rambs?
Mabye a premiership place or a good FAI cup run?

**dortie** · 24/12/2003, 6:23 AM

Originally posted by dortieisamoron
I don't know if any of you have noticed, but Dortie is a moron.

Mr T is also a childish Donegal redneck....now **** off and stop using our colours as an avatar !

**Macy** · 24/12/2003, 8:52 AM

Originally posted by dortie
Mr T is also a childish Donegal redneck....now **** off and stop using our colours as an avatar !

obv getting on your wick though.....

**dortie** · 24/12/2003, 9:07 AM

Originally posted by Macy
obv getting on your wick though.....

All Harps fans get on my wick ! Especially the type who threw their rattle out of the pram !

**Pablo Escobar** · 30/12/2003, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by liam88
Wot bout Rambs?
Mabye a premiership place or a good FAI cup run?

You have a sense of humour, I'll give ye that much!

**EireBadBoy** · 31/12/2003, 2:12 AM

Did Santa get Finn Harps a Chip for the other Shoulder.........make them well balanced individuals ?!!?

Who said Bob was dead ?

**sadloserkid** · 02/01/2004, 11:50 AM

Judging from the first post here I'd say that Kildare could do with a new terrace wit for next season...

**Dave drummerboy** · 02/01/2004, 11:25 PM

I always liked harps fans good crack and loyal fans keep it up you might get up in two seasons cus were going up this one

**eamoss** · 03/01/2004, 12:05 AM

Oh my a Dundalk Fan well there is a surprize!!

**Bosco** · 03/01/2004, 1:30 PM

A Dundalk fan who thinks they are going up next season now theres an even bigger suprise!!!

**Dave drummerboy** · 03/01/2004, 9:36 PM

i can dream cant i

**EireBadBoy** · 04/01/2004, 4:07 AM

Originally posted by Dave drummerboy
i can dream cant i

After all those nightmares........you deserve one at least!!!

**Roo69** · 07/01/2004, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Estar

Bray - Some rope to hold on to Zayed.

Limerick - A Saviour.

2 Hopes of us holding onto Zayed ! not even chaining him to the posts will keep him at the Carlisle next season !

Looks like limerick have found their savour !
http://www.eleven-a-side.com/first/s...sp?newsid=9244