QuoteWho are ya?
What a loser!
and my all time favourite:
What the hell is this?
Its a sicilian message.
It means Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
Who are ya?
What a loser!
Have Boot Disk, will travel
just thought it would be a good one after readin that movie thread
the commando quotes are very funny actually
Predator is the home of the quality quote.
"We move, 5 metre spread, no sound"
"What's the matter Dylan? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
"This stuff will make you a goddam sexual Tyrannosaurus. Just like me"
"What's the matter Billy?"
"I'm scared Pancho"
"That's b*llsh*t, you aint afraid of no man"
"There's something out there waiting for us. And it aint no man. We're all gonna die"
"She said the jungle, it just came alive and took him"
"You're hit, you're bleeding man"
"I aint got time to bleed"
"Oh. Ok. You got time to duck?"
"This sh1ts something. It makes Cambodia look like Kansas"
"I don't care who you are in the world agent-man. If you ghost us once more, I'll cut you, real quiet".
In fact, I know the whole movie off by heart, thanks to the special edition DVD. An admirable boast.
Maybe you should put her on a leash, agent-man.
Boys in da Hood classics:
'Either they don't know,don't show or they don't care 'bout waz going on in da hood'
'Domino motha fockas'
'Nigga so skinny he cud hola hoop through a cheerio'
<insert witty remark>
dude-------sweet
dude-------sweet
dude-------sweet
dude-------sweet
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddeeeee---------sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
from dude wheres my car, script wriring genius !!!
Ignore Max Power, he is no more, the future is Ron Burgundy. I'd love to be Ron Burgundy but they won't let me........
Network:
'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!'"
Fairly appropriate for those bad work days
JAWS.
''Hey Captian,We're gonna need a bigger boat.''
The first time your man sees the shark properly after it emerges from the water when they're hunting for it after it starts eating ppl.
RAMBO - FIRST BLOOD PART 2
Girl in dark jungle : "hey rambo, whats that?"
Rambo : "its a blue light"
Girl : "what does it do?"
Rambo : "Turns blue"
Major to Rambo at the end of the film on the edge of the base facing out into the jungle.
Major : What do you want John?
John Rambo : What I want, is what they(saved american pows) want........and thats for our country.....to love us ....as much....as we ....love it!
Rambo walks towards the jungle
Major : Where are you going John?
Rambo : Dunno.
'If I had been drinking out of the toilet I would have been killed'
-Ace Ventura Pet Detective
<insert witty remark>
''Get busy livin,or get busy dyin!''
Shawshank redemption
The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple.
shawshank...
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
for ourselves....
What if this is as good as it gets?
Reporter: "Gordan, can we have a quick word?"
Strachan:"Velocity"
Surely the greatest quote of all time is from Horror Express, when someone or something is bumping off train passengers, and the inspector confines Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing to their compartment.
Inspector: "After all, we cannot rule out the possibility that one of you is the monster."
Cushing: "One of us, the monster? But we're British!"
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"hand me the keys you fúcking cócksucker"
"The greatest
trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
usual suspects
What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary.
its a wonderful life
Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.
Smokey: Bull****. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bull****, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules
The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but-
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you-
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a ****ing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but-
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm ****ing around? I'm not ****ing around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! ****ing mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: Alright, its ****ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy ****?
Walter Sobchak: ... Its a league game Smokey...
Shut the **** up, Donny.
The Big Lebowski
one of my favourites was in goodfellas when joe pesci does the 'u laughin at me? wtf is so funny about me?............' to ray liotta
great stuff
Followin Our Own Teams In Eire
theres no cure for the League of Ireland bug. spread it :)
''You broke my heart fredo,you're not a brother to me,you're not a friend to me,you're nothing to me anymore!''
I think it goes something like that.
In the godfather 2 after Michael finds out his brother betrayed him and he gives him the kiss of death and whispers that in his ear at some party.Soon after that he orders Fredo's assination.
Great movie, one of my all time favourites, but a positive fairytale when compared to Menace 2 Society.Originally posted by Beavis
Boys in da Hood classics:
'Either they don't know,don't show or they don't care 'bout waz going on in da hood'
'Domino motha fockas'
'Nigga so skinny he cud hola hoop through a cheerio'
My favourite line from a movIe is
"I AM JACKS RAGING BILE DUCT"
Or
"we are the all singing, all dancing cráp of the world"
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Forrest Gump
When FG meets the son he never knew he had for the first time.
Forrest.''Whats his name?''
Jenny.''His names forrest!''
Forrest.''Hey,thats my name too.''
Jenny.''Ya he's named after his daddy.''
Forrest.''Wow,his daddy's name is Forrest aswell''
5 seconds later the penny drops.
Boyz In The Hood, after Shalika Drinks all of Doughboys '40 oz' he takes one look at it and then at her: "Ya'll better take yo ass to the store Bitch!"
I'd rather die laughing than trying!
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