Tenacious D...
Next:
'You know what Ol Jack Burton says at a time like this'
Willy Wonka..
Next: From the best movie of the 90's:
'Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.'
Ed Wood.
Next -
"The worst thing about being old is remembering when you were young."
2001:A Space Odyssey.
"All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk cod**** to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family, man. We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life! I've got 73 quid in my backburner. I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The milky bars are on me! Yeah!"
Fight Club
next:
"I only remember certain details, but from what I've been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, "Whoo", skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air. Little particles of glass and debris were stinging my face as I flew. And for a second, there was just total silence. Just... Then BAM! The bike crashed to the ground, exploded and caught on fire, and then I smashed into the side of a hill with my face. I was driving home. I live alone right now. Anyway, two joggers ran up and started digging out all the dirt that was jammed inside my mouth and my nose and my ears. My brain had stopped, and my heart had stopped, so technically I was dead at this point. They did all the procedures exactly right, as a result of which I'm still alive."
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
40 year old virgin.
Here's two for ye..... "I'm a school teacher from pennsylvania"
" Can't rain all the time"
Assuming I'm right(I usually am) here's the next:
'Give me the ****ing keys, you ****ing cocksucking mother****er, aaarrrghh'
Usual Suspects
"I will drop-kick those ****in' dogs if they come near me. "
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