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First Club to miss wage payments: Cork (already - 1 up)
First Club to transfer list entire squad: Cork
First club to enter examinership: Cork
First Club (if any) to go under completely: Cobh
Likelihood of FAI having the balls to do anything meaningful about any of the above: 6.2%
Number of clubs to gain asterisks this season: 3
Most bizarre reason for points deduction: Dundalk to be deduced 3 points for having 5 weirdos in midfield
Number of times Bohs will sell Dalymount this year: 3
Number of times Bohs lose court cases: 3
In what month will Georgie leave Dundalk after a bust up: July
Number of times Mental Mickey will receive red cards: 4
Number of players Roddy will mention that he signed or tried to sign previously: all of them
Average time required to get a transfer fee owed by Derry City: 7 months, 2 weeks, 3 days
Month in which Sligo come up with their next scare story involving baby seals under threat of execution to raise funds: April
Month in which Jeff Kenna jumps ship to move back to UK: June
Number of different colours used for seats in the new stand in Tallaght: all of them
Number of weeks before Hegarty loses it completely and batters the entire Harps squad, and how many times he uses the phrase 'to be perfectly honest' before that happens: 14
Number of EGMs Cobh will have this year: all of them
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