Office antics

[Magicme]

When in college and computers were back to back I connected my keyboard to the computer opposite me and started typing "I am watching you" on the poor unsuspecting persons screen. They right freaked out.

Another thing I enjoyed doing was eating popping candy while on the phone and they would all complain about this weird crackling noise and I would say I couldnt hear it.

My dad used to be in a band and they used to play mad pranks on each other when on tour. He once put a massive breeze block in someone's suitcase and they carried it to the airport and onto plane (obviously well before the tight security of today).

One other time staying in a hotel the room next door where some of their band mates were staying had a colour tv and theirs was black and white. My dad got his roomate to go knock on their door at the time they were due to go downstairs to go on stage and when they left the room, my dad crossed the balcony and in through their window, opened their door, stole their tv, replaced it with theirs and legged it down back stairs to venue arriving on their heels. That night after the gig, the lads next door couldnt figure out how their once colour tv was now black and white. They rang maintenance and guy came up to fix it and laughed at them telling them it was never going to show colour as it was black and white.

[anto1208]

You could sexually harrass the ladies thats allways a larff

[Wolfie]

Leap to your feet brandishing an M60 and begin roaring at all the staff to "Get to the floor - or else - MotherF**kers".

Then outline your list of 10 demands that include a helicopter and the delivery of Girls Aloud to the office (Ginger one is optional).

To trick them into thinking your serious - shoot one or two.

The drawback of this prank is that it will only work once in my experience - as I'm currently posting from Mountjoy Prison.

[brendy_éire]

If someone leaves thier desk with their PC unlocked, go to their desktop and hit CTRL+A and Enter, to open all applications. Works great if there's loads of applications and the PC is a bit slow.

[hunt4the]

When they're not around their pc, goto start> control panel>display and quickly load up a screensaver of an inappropriate picture of your choice from google images etc.., (massive pair of tits i find works best) and set it to come up when the pc is inactive for 5 mins.
Queue next time they leave their desk inappropriate pic left in full view of all office staff, bosses, managing directors (has happened)

ps this prank works repeatedly with excellent results everytime