The Euros make the World Cup look like the Schmorld Schmup. I hate that they are going to make it a 24 team tourney and I really do not think it can work any way profitably to football. More football, even if of good quality, will take the event out of it. I am already worried that there is too much footy on telly.
The only way that this might ensure any quality (this is tenuously grasping at incredibly optimistic straws that I do not believe in anyway) is to have either 8 groups of three, the winner of each goes through to a quarter final (a variation on the WC second round in 1978 and 1982), or four groups of six (five games for each team in each group


), the top team going into semis (such a bad idea).
The best idea would be that the twelve weakest qualifiers / least likely to avoid civil strife / most unarousing women fans are all put together into a very big house, and each week they are expected to sing a song from a musical while ice-skating in a pig. This is all televised, and each week, the viewers vote - eurovision style - for the team that they most want to get rid of. The lowest team each weak is simply booted out of the finals until two of the ten remain - they go through, returning it to the size that God himself, and his younger brother Allah, wants - SIXTEEN. It should ensure a bit more entertaining football, and several people with no interest in football will tune in to the finals having voted for them in the preliminary semis. It's a win win scenario.
Tell Mr. Platini I'm ready to pass on my bank details for the inevitable huge paycheck for the simple solution for the awkward quandry.
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