Are You A Civil Servant?

Originally posted by max power
this fella has a t shirt saying i love pd, i asked was he a mary harney fan and he said no that be meant pat dolan.

It couldn't have been Peader then...

Originally posted by liamon
rather than sucking taxpayers money into a bottomless pit of red tape and inefficiency.

Benchmarking's a rip off.

That's the point of benchmarking - they'll be change in work practices for the money (and there is going to be change here, whatever about the civils with photo's on organisational charts bs)

Originally posted by Dodge
It couldn't have been Peader then...

In at 10:00 away at 15:30 eh Dodge?
That's what I like to see, Flexi-time at it's best
Since Max P was in so early he's finished at 11:30 today.
Appartently he's off to his local salon for another haircut he enjoyed the last one so much.
Wont be long before the salon is replaced by a chipper though and the people of Longford will have to go back to cutting each others hair again. Those quirky/crazy styles they come up with are so entertaining.

ah now come on its a lovely hair cut, it took me 12 months to get it done so i'm proud of myself,
i'm thinkin of gettin the old hi lites in next week so i can go for the westlife look, what do ya think ???

Originally posted by Peadar
In at 10:00 away at 15:30 eh Dodge?

I ****ing wish... In at 8.30

On my clock I'm currently +37 hours (which means I'm going to lose 25 of them)

well dodge aren't you a fool workin up all them hours. i'm 65 down and proud of it, a true civil servent, a bit of inventive talkin on the adjustment sheet and a pint for the supervisor and fanny's your aunt your 12 hours up, a with a life, i was still in bed at half 9 this morning

Originally posted by max power
i'm thinkin of gettin the old hi lites in next week so i can go for the westlife look, what do ya think ???

You do remind me a bit of Bryan alright

Originally posted by Dodge
I ****ing wish... In at 8.30

Careful now or you'll get reported for being too keen.
Notice how wws isn't in yet?
Lazy bastad.
He's the sort of bloke who gives benchmarking a bad name!

Originally posted by Dodge
On my clock I'm currently +37 hours (which means I'm going to lose 25 of them)

Leave in lieu for the Christmas shut down - sorted....

The validity of this thread has been entirely vindicated!
I rest my case...

Originally posted by Macy
That's the point of benchmarking - they'll be change in work practices for the money (and there is going to be change here, whatever about the civils with photo's on organisational charts bs)

I remain unconvinced.

Originally posted by Macy
Leave in lieu for the Christmas shut down - sorted....

No, just lost...

sorry i haven't replyed i've been on my morning hour break before i come back for 20 mins and then off on my 2 hour lunch, then afternoon break and then home at 4.

Originally posted by max power
i've been on my morning hour break...

There was a time when I would have laughed at that but sadly I now know you're serious.

Originally posted by Peadar
I've noticed that at least 3 regular posters who're civil servants have failed to contribute to this thread.
The truth hurts eh?

time to name names teaboy

Originally posted by James
time to name names teaboy

If you're up for the U21 Final James I might point some of them out.

i see some very lazy people walking around the passport office today trying toflog cheap computers, they must have spent all the other money on wine last week.....

Originally posted by Peadar
If you're up for the U21 Final James I might point some of them out.

sry peader thats a school night, some of us actually have work to do ya know

Originally posted by max power
i see some very lazy people walking around the passport office today

Did you go there during your 2 hour lunch break or is there a special break for skiving off in Molesworth St.?

Originally posted by James
some of us actually have work to do

You're in the wrong job so James, check .
this out...

You'll never have to work a day in your life again.

lol... have just found this thread. Guess what I do? Yep, I'm a c**** s****** too...

PP

Originally posted by Plastic Paddy
lol... have just found this thread. Guess what I do? Yep, I'm a c**** s****** too...

PP

Whats it like in Britian? Is it as.....challenging....as the Irish Civil Service.

Im going working for the Welsh Civil service after Christmas and Im worried that they actually work