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    Re: Kildare Dictionary

    Originally posted by joeSoap
    Woman: Female of species, normally 2.5 feet tall, covered in fleecy white substance;make baaaaa sound;rampantly abused throughout the curragh and surrounding towns;outnumber kildare men by 6 to 1.
    dont knock it until you've tried it

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    maybe ye should have signed a few of them this season...at least when one of them gets suspended, you can play it and pass it off as another....they all look alike!!

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: How to beat the Lims!

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    Still it will be nice to visit Irelands only City run by gun touting drug gangs.
    You should scream that out load in the pike and around Southill when your down - the locals will think your hilarious. They might even do a demonstration for you

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    This thread is so good i am very tempted to use it for part of the comedy section in the fanzine.
    "Anyone who's Soapy should be flushed and anyone who's a Deserter should be shot."
    - John Purcell (Limerick FC Commercial Manager), February 2004

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    Originally posted by Countyman
    For top international rock concerts like Metallica
    Ok everyone, Countyman will be the guy with the mullet and the supertight jeans in the Pike on November 30th!
    The ball is round and has many surprises.

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    Originally posted by sadloserkid
    Ok everyone, Countyman will be the guy with the mullet and the supertight jeans in the Pike on November 30th!
    Don't forget the rotten teeth, and stale breath.

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    Talking its true

    that is him to the tee!

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    Originally posted by sadloserkid
    Ok everyone, Countyman will be the guy with the mullet and the supertight jeans in the Pike on November 30th!

    hey slk... i seem to remember a photo of you appearing on the network 54 messageboard last year closely resembling the appearence you mention above.

    I'm no rocker by the way...just appreciate good music no matter what the genre.

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    hey gael,

    with a mop like yours you can hardly be laughing at other peoples hair

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    Maybe we can have a little half-time fashion show...ye can all compare ye're locks and mullets then??

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    All our supporters, myself excluded!! have dodgy haircuts especially Desie and Gael . Dar is cleaning up his act a small bit.

    Maybe we could have a sponsered hair cut for the Lims

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    Originally posted by JohnD
    Maybe we could have a sponsered hair cut for the Lims
    SLK's moth would probably chip in a fair bit.
    "It's impossible to make a man understand something when his livelihood depends on him not understanding" Upton Sinclair

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    Who is the shaven headed fellow wearing the (ireland/limerick) tracksuit top in station road at our recent meeting?

    is he any of you guys? He had an air of authority of him.

    I was going to say hello but he looked too damn scary (thought it might be Lims fan)

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    If it a big tall loud guy, I'd say you mean Damien O'Neill. Don't be scared, I'm sure one of your "nags" could even take him!!
    "Anyone who's Soapy should be flushed and anyone who's a Deserter should be shot."
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    Originally posted by Countyman
    hey slk... i seem to remember a photo of you appearing on the network 54 messageboard last year closely resembling the appearence you mention above.
    hey hey, there is nothing in the world worse than a mullet. Except for maybe skintight jeans. And I have neither, I'd prefer to think of my hair as being alternative-ish but will concede that really it's closer to just scruffy (though I did get it trimmed recently)

    Originally posted by John D
    All our supporters, myself excluded!! have dodgy haircuts especially Desie and Gael . Dar is cleaning up his act a small bit.
    For those who don't know Dar is me.
    The ball is round and has many surprises.

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    Originally posted by deise deserter
    If it a big tall loud guy, I'd say you mean Damien O'Neill. Don't be scared, I'm sure one of your "nags" could even take him!!
    I was wondering who that fella was myself Deise. What about that fella behind the goals versus Athlone who attempted to throw the ball out to Stevo to take a corner but instead managed to throw it through a tiny gap behind an advertising board scuppering Limericks efforts of taking a quick corner. He looks to be one of our most passionate fans, a real character i'd say, it wouldn't be the legendary Lims Fan by any chance?

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    .. not the famous Limsfan. He frequents the boards here - Damien however is not "net-friendly."
    "Anyone who's Soapy should be flushed and anyone who's a Deserter should be shot."
    - John Purcell (Limerick FC Commercial Manager), February 2004

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    Originally posted by LFC BLUE
    What about that fella behind the goals versus Athlone who attempted to throw the ball out to Stevo to take a corner but instead managed to throw it through a tiny gap behind an advertising board scuppering Limericks efforts of taking a quick corner. He looks to be one of our most passionate fans, a real character i'd say, it wouldn't be the legendary Lims Fan by any chance?
    That was Lims fan yes.
    The ball is round and has many surprises.

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    yes...

    ..as SLK says, it was limsfan and yes he is quite a character!

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    Originally posted by LFC BLUE
    What about that fella behind the goals versus Athlone who attempted to throw the ball out to Stevo to take a corner but instead managed to throw it through a tiny gap behind an advertising board scuppering Limericks efforts of taking a quick corner. He looks to be one of our most passionate fans, a real character i'd say, it wouldn't be the legendary Lims Fan by any chance?
    That was funny alright, the fella next to me says "Will you look what that stupid b@*t@*d's after doin lads" , and everyone around just nodded with a chorus of expletives!

    Who was the loud fella giving the referee loads after the hop-ball incident,when the Athlone player kicked out and only got a yellow? And, who was selling the fanzines?

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