Mick McCarthy - Only Irish manager left standing

[Bluebeard]

Are they anything to the Masakos of Carrick on Suir ?

No, that's a different family you're thinking of - they're the family with the big car. The Masakos Osarusan was on about would be the Masakos of the Cross, that bought the pig of a Sunday morning on the way to mass off Paudge Keerley back a while, and ended up tying it to the gate of the parish Church the very day the curate was standing in, seeing as himself was off at Lourdes by way of the Leinster final in Croke Park. Didn't the poor pig break loose and get into an awful fluster and wandered into the church in the middle of the sermon. "God is with us now, as he is with us always" says me man the curate, and the pig bursts into the door. "He must be hungry so, considering the Sunday dinner is with us too!" shouts Billy Keogh from the back, and sure that was the end of any chance for religion for that week.

[OwlsFan]

The Masakos Osarusan was on about would be the Masakos of the Cross, .

Would they be related to the Stations of the Cross?

[Bluebeard]

Would they be related to the Stations of the Cross?

You're thinking of poor little Statia Sinnott, that married the Foley chap of the Cross that was no good. The poor lass was treated terrible by him, but never left his side to her death, a week short of his fourth anniversary, so they could have her funeral and his anniversary mass together so that there would be a big turn out, and a good time was had by all.

[Sligo Hornet]

No, that's a different family you're thinking of - they're the family with the big car. The Masakos Osarusan was on about would be the Masakos of the Cross, that bought the pig of a Sunday morning on the way to mass off Paudge Keerley back a while, and ended up tying it to the gate of the parish Church the very day the curate was standing in, seeing as himself was off at Lourdes by way of the Leinster final in Croke Park. Didn't the poor pig break loose and get into an awful fluster and wandered into the church in the middle of the sermon. "God is with us now, as he is with us always" says me man the curate, and the pig bursts into the door. "He must be hungry so, considering the Sunday dinner is with us too!" shouts Billy Keogh from the back, and sure that was the end of any chance for religion for that week.

You're thinking of poor little Statia Sinnott, that married the Foley chap of the Cross that was no good. The poor lass was treated terrible by him, but never left his side to her death, a week short of his fourth anniversary, so they could have her funeral and his anniversary mass together so that there would be a big turn out, and a good time was had by all.

Bluebeard.......have you taken double your medication again?

[Bluebeard]

Bluebeard.......have you taken double your medication again?

That car is a dog

[John83]

That car is a dog

Oh, how the petrol wept as it howled.