Best Songs

[Schumi]

"'Did you get your Junior Cert?" to everyone.

[gspain]

One of my all time favourites was from Euro88 - an Irishman called Michael Fagan was found in the Queen's bedroom in the early 80's. Big newsstory at the time.

"Mich ael Fa gan
Mich ael Fa gan
Michael Fagan f&*cked the queen
Michael Fagan F&*cked the queen"

or few English skinheads barged past a group of Irish fans unfurled a big Union Jack and started chanting "Chelsea super Chelsea FC..." The response "Going Down Going Down" (had just been relegated). Packed up and walked away in disgust. I laughed and laughed until I cried at that one and Chelsea are my favourite English side.

There was also a brilliant song to the air of The Sash written by a London SC guy and sang at Windsor in 88 on the reserved terrace in front of the South Stand - "The Cap that Big Jack wore"
I met him in Budapest in 89 but can't remember the words.

[James]

tallaght's just a dream you know its never coming true
its never coming true, its never coming true
OHHHHH
tallaght's just a dream you know its never coming true
its never coming true, its never coming true

etc etc

[Macy]

My current favourite is...
"The section O, dey smoke the blow, yer know, yer know....
The section O, dey smoke the blow, yer know, yer know...
The section O, dey smoke the blow,
They watch the match and off they go,
We all know that section smoke the blow"

[cheekyais]

I like the 1 we sing at da cross which we sang to mock Pat Fenlon and da Longford keeper Stephen O'Flynn. Dont know what da tune is though.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.
Its got a hat and a beard.
My garden gnome is bigger than you.

[Macy]

Originally posted by cheekyais
I like the 1 we sing at da cross which we sang to mock Pat Fenlon and da Longford keeper Stephen O'Flynn.

Stephen O'Flynn!?!?!?!

[John83]

Cheer up Trinity,
Oh how can it be,
to be a west British ******,
who can't spell UCD

What do the Cairk do?
Hoof, hoof hoof hoof

He's fat and geriatric,
he'll never score a hat-trick,
his hair is grey and we want him to stay,
walking in a Swanny Wonderland

[James]

and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC
surley with all the combined brain cells of the 5 UCD fans ye can come up with something better then that

[Macy]

Originally posted by Conor74
I had to laugh at some of the ones used against Bray though,

My personal favourite Bray one is our "we all know that it's finglas by the sea, finglas by the sea, finglas by the sea"....

[MariborKev]

When we go to Bray its always

"Snow in a minute, you know its gonna snow in a minute"

I have no idea why

[TheRealRovers]

And a song for Dublin Farm Everton City.
Who are ya?
Who are ya?

[Schumi]

Originally posted by Maribor
I have no idea why

Because it's so cold there?

[James]

Originally posted by Maribor
I have no idea why

because it always snows there ?

[Macy]

cos they're all junkies and coke heads?

[John83]

Originally posted by James
and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC

I got enough points to get into any course in UCC, never mind ITC, and I'm the dumb one of the UCD six.

[Roo69]

[QUOTE][i]
"You're Dubs and you know you are " to Bray fans.
QUOTE]

Yeah that f*ckin wrecks my head alright ! quite funny though, ya can see why plenty of fans sing it. Or what the other one they sing......your just a **** dublin suberb, **** dublin suberb !

Bray Wanderers - The pride of WICKLOW ! remember that lads

;-)

[Roo69]

Originally posted by Maribor
When we go to Bray its always

"Snow in a minute, you know its gonna snow in a minute"

I have no idea why

and thats why it not funny ! lol

nah, seriously though, love it when the derry fans come to the carlisle ! absolute quality ! ya's never f*ck singing ! lol

cos they're all junkies and coke heads? - yeah thats right macy, good man !

lads v- relax with the bray bashing ! lets all turn it back to Rovers ! ya would swear we were a good side with the slagging thas going on here !

[Macy]

I'll never forgive the games you fluked against us in a freezing cold Carlisle (one game I was shivering so much I couldn't light my smoke!!!!)

Besides, now your my nearest eL team - I have to get the digs in!

[pineapple stu]

Originally posted by James
and that John83 is why u went to UCD and couldnt get into UCC
surley with all the combined brain cells of the 5 UCD fans ye can come up with something better then that

Written when Rico was in charge at Rovers...


Imagine there's no Rovers
It's easy if you try
They have no homes to go to
Except their Tallaght sty

Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace (except for Bohs!)
Rico...o...o...o
You may say we are dreamers
But we're not the only ones
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum!*

Imagine there's no Rovers
I wonder if you might?
No team to carry Damo
Nowhere to write his s**te

Imagine all of Dublin
Living life in peace (except for Bohs!)
Rico...o...o...o
You may say we are dreamers
But we're not the only ones
We hope some day you will go down
And join the Limerick scum!*


* - nothing against Limerick (seeing as I was born there) - just needed a team to fit the rhythm!

[Dr.Nightdub]

Ah, to hell with it, I'm bored, so here goes. Keep the drill-sergeant chant from "Full Metal Jacket" in your head for these, they're call-and-response things.

For Rovers:
I don't know but I been told
(I don't know but I been told)
Rovers had a ground, it was sold
(Rovers had a ground, it was sold)

How long they been a-wanderin' round?
Sixteen years without a ground.

They thought they were goin' to D24,
But they're not f***ing staying in Inchicore.

Havin' no home is such a bitch,
Tallaght's gonna be a bogball pitch.
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For Bohs:
I don't know but I been told,
If Crowe was any good he'd be sold.

He's cráp on the ground, he's cráp in the air,
What's come over Brian Kerr?

Bohs have a Russian with a funny name,
Our Brazilians can't get their game.

Face it Bohs, your team is sh1t,
And Bobby Ryan is an ugly git.

All the ugly gits end up at Bohs,
Look at the state of Hawkins' nose.

Thank god we're not on the north side
'Cos Dalymount is a f***ing dive.
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For Shels:
I don't know but I been told,
Shels are moving up the road.

They got no fans in Dublin 3,
'Cos Inchicore is the place to be.

We made them sick in 'Ninety Eight,
The score from Oriel was great.

They stole the League in 'Zero Two,
The Maltese made them look like fools.

Ollie Byrne is a f***ing joke,
Unless you want some dodgy smokes.
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For Derry:
I don't know but I been told,
Liam Coyle is gettin' old.

He was good in his day but now he's heard
That the world is ready for Tony Bird.

Birdy loves Pats an' he loves his mum,
He'll score for us 'til kingdom come.

Derry are stuck with an old has-been,
Just like they're stuck with an English queen.

Charlie is the Prince of Inchicore,
All you got is Charles Windsor.
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For Longford:
I don't know but it's been said,
Longford folk are all inbred.

Sex with animals just ain't right,
So they take a cousin as their wife.

Dunno what they say in their bog accent,
But it makes no odds 'cos it makes no sense.

I hate Flancare in the p1ssin' rain,
When the Town go down, it'll make my day.
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There was a Drogheda one as well but it was a dismal failure. There's a Cork one too, but the last time I posted it up here, the Cork fans failed to see the humour, started blowing steam out their ears and the Admins had to show me a yellow card, so I ain't going there again. There's no Waterford one, cos I couldn't think of anything to slag them over, and there's no UCD one, 'cos they're not worthy of having a song written about them.