Dear Technical Support

Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible
with several other applications, such as Lads Night
Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive
versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried,
had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing
me to
shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that
when these two systems detected each other, they
caused severe damage to my hardware.

I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that
this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife
1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available
resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife
1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any
mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife
1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurfaced
months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, Launch
TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no
Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to
try out, warning me that they are an illegal
operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard
drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a
rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which
can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has
alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money
files before uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?

ah bless i havent read that in over 2 years
nice one dave

I couldn't remember seeing it before, although maybe it's just more relevant now...