Careful who you text

**Mr A** · 05/10/2008, 7:11 PM

Originally Posted by Pauro 76

I did this last year.... Was out for my birthday. My girlfriend didnt bother coming as she said was too tired and started nagging me to come over and see her instead. Thought feck that and switched off my phone. Ended up in a club twisted and woke up at a friends house the next day. Texted my housemate who was ill that day and texted 'thanks so much for coming. At least you made an effort unlike some people..Regardng myself and herself, I think it's over.' I was in a heap that morning and texted........... my girlfriend.

And then what happened?

**Wolfie** · 06/10/2008, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Pauro 76

I did this last year.... Was out for my birthday. My girlfriend didnt bother coming as she said was too tired and started nagging me to come over and see her instead. Thought feck that and switched off my phone. Ended up in a club twisted and woke up at a friends house the next day. Texted my housemate who was ill that day and texted 'thanks so much for coming. At least you made an effort unlike some people..Regardng myself and herself, I think it's over.' I was in a heap that morning and texted........... my girlfriend.

Bit of a Cliffhanger there, Pauro.....................

**jinxy lilywhite** · 06/10/2008, 12:31 PM

I got a text message from a mate one time asking "when will that clown be out of the house". This was 4 years ago and my employment status was a graveyard shift employee. Wound him up for two weeks that he had a bit on the side.
Turned sour when I coped that I was the clown.

**Pike B** · 06/10/2008, 1:43 PM

Originally Posted by jinxy lilywhite

I got a text message from a mate one time asking "when will that clown be out of the house". This was 4 years ago and my employment status was a graveyard shift employee. Wound him up for two weeks that he had a bit on the side.
Turned sour when I coped that I was the clown.

Some mate..

**thischarmingman** · 07/10/2008, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Pauro 76

I did this last year.... Was out for my birthday. My girlfriend didnt bother coming as she said was too tired and started nagging me to come over and see her instead. Thought feck that and switched off my phone. Ended up in a club twisted and woke up at a friends house the next day. Texted my housemate who was ill that day and texted 'thanks so much for coming. At least you made an effort unlike some people..Regardng myself and herself, I think it's over.' I was in a heap that morning and texted........... my girlfriend.

...and....

?

**sadloserkid** · 08/10/2008, 9:32 PM

Oh dear... so I'm online today and an old girlfriend of mine from Connecticut has added some new photos. Back in the day when we used to fool about on airbeds and what not she was insanely pretty and on that line between curvy and chubby. Was never an issue. Anyway she has lost an incredible amount of weight...

So I'm walking home from work there and I decide to share this news with my buddy and fellow foot poster GenerationXI. So I write the following text:

'By the by I saw some new pix of Katie B, she must have lost 80 pounds man. Smoking hot.'

It's no defence at all to say that I was walking, texting, tired and trying to sing along internally to Idlewild but almost inevitably rather than send it to Keith I send it to Katie B...

This will not end well...

Edit

It ended surprisingly well after I sent a second text saying that I'd obviously not meant that message for her.

'First of all that's hilarious. Second I did lose 80lbs, 85 to be exact! Thanks for noticing.'

Begs two questions. Firstly where did I develop this near perfect skill for guessing at weight loss. And second why did I feel the need to tidy up her grammer when typing her reply up here?

Anyway yes... be careful who you text!

**Pauro 76** · 10/10/2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by thischarmingman

...and....

?

Sorry for the dramatic week long pause there lads. And..... she somehow forgave me, we talked about it, and stayed together, and still together. Somehow. Thank feck she doesnt read foot.ie.

**NeilMcD** · 10/10/2008, 2:01 PM

I do and I have been posing as Neil McD for all this time. Its over Pauro and size does matter.

**hula4** · 10/10/2008, 2:27 PM

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

Oh dear... so I'm online today and an old girlfriend of mine from Connecticut has added some new photos. Back in the day when we used to fool about on airbeds and what not she was insanely pretty and on that line between curvy and chubby. Was never an issue. Anyway she has lost an incredible amount of weight...

So I'm walking home from work there and I decide to share this news with my buddy and fellow foot poster GenerationXI. So I write the following text:

'By the by I saw some new pix of Katie B, she must have lost 80 pounds man. Smoking hot.'

It's no defence at all to say that I was walking, texting, tired and trying to sing along internally to Idlewild but almost inevitably rather than send it to Keith I send it to Katie B...

This will not end well...

Edit

It ended surprisingly well after I sent a second text saying that I'd obviously not meant that message for her.

'First of all that's hilarious. Second I did lose 80lbs, 85 to be exact! Thanks for noticing.'

Begs two questions. Firstly where did I develop this near perfect skill for guessing at weight loss. And second why did I feel the need to tidy up her grammer when typing her reply up here?

Anyway yes... be careful who you text!

maybe go there again?

**sadloserkid** · 10/10/2008, 3:20 PM

Originally Posted by hula4

maybe go there again?

Should the current relationship bite the dust I'd be a fool not to.

**Magicme** · 10/10/2008, 3:22 PM

Phew SLK, you prove that not only women plan ahead for their next relationship!

**sadloserkid** · 10/10/2008, 3:37 PM

Originally Posted by Magicme

Phew SLK, you prove that not only women plan ahead for their next relationship!

It's that stereotypically male fear of commitment coming to the fore.

**jebus** · 10/10/2008, 3:44 PM

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

It's that stereotypically male fear of commitment coming to the fore.

Wait a minute, GenerationXI is Keith?!?!

**Magicme** · 10/10/2008, 3:44 PM

Once more I think I am more male than female. I can barely commit to what am cooking for dinner never mind spend my life with someone. Bar my failed marriage longest I was with someone was your own sweet pal. Dam my (fe)male impetuousness (sp? or maybe its not even a word, if its not I lay dibbs to it)