Quote"Don't worry about it , we can try again later"
Or maybe thats just me
You know the ones... you're there with your girlfriend chilling out and she drops a 'girlfriendism' out of nowhere. The sort of curveball that it's a question that must be skilfully handled and one wrong answer could be lethal. Such as...
'What are you thinking about?'
'Would you still love me if I was fat?'
'Do you think I'm fat?'
'Do you think my housemate/friend/sister is good looking?' (potentially lethal)
'Do you think we'll get married one day...'
any other examples?
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
"Don't worry about it , we can try again later"
Or maybe thats just me
A little insight into the male mind for any ladies reading this. When you're out for a romantic, candle lit, meal, and the guy you're with is staring into your eyes, or into the middle distance, never, I repeat never ask him this question. One of two things will happen:'What are you thinking about?'
(a) he will lie, or
(b) he will say something like "I was wondering, if Duff played in behind Doyle, with Hunt on..."
Either way no good will come from it.
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im not angry, im just disappointed....
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
If you had watched Scrubs yesterday you would know how to reply to the "what are you thinking" question............
What was the answer?Originally Posted by Magicme
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Something not in the least bit funny I'd imagine
Dont be stupid Pauro, like am gonna give that kinda info away! Men!
We may only be men, but God damn it we can google:
Dr. Kelso: "What are you thinking, Ted?"
Ted (In his head): "I could jam this through the soft spot on his temple then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me"
Ted (out loud): the usual, sir.
Kelso: "Well, you'd never do it you don't have the guts"
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Damn you. Tsch. Women. Can't live with em, can't shoot 'em.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
my missus was staring into my eyes one time and fixed her hair in the reflection...
Another phrase that annoys me, if I was talking about a female friend...
'Do you think she's pretty?'
'Would you go out with her if I wasn't your girlfriend?'
It's damned if I do, damned if I don't really.
Or out for a few pints with male friends...
'Were there many pretty girls out last night?'
'Did you talk to any girls last night?'
Or eating habits...
'What did you have for dinner last night?'
Or with girlfriend and someone texts/rings you..
'Oh, who was that?'
Singledom has its merits.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
Eh that wasnt quite it.
Ok the only thing you ever have to say when she asks what you are thinking is "I'm thinking how lucky I am to have met you"
As for the other things Pauro, you just say you dont think she is pretty, you would have no interest in her if you werent with your girlfriend, you never notice any girls when you are out with the lads coz when you are not discussing football you are thinking how much you would like to be at home with her and how lucky you are to have met her, you never talk to any girls when you are out alone, the text or phone call is from a wrong number and if she wants to know what you ate for your dinner, tell her to cook for you.
Basically us women are easy to figure out. Lie to us and tell us that we are the most delightful, gorgeous creature in the universe and you had a barren and dreadful life prior to being so lucky to meet us and you will survive coupledom.
Singledom has its merits but so does being attached.
Can I have an agony aunt forum Adam?
To the bottom question I reckon there damn well should be!
"I'm thinking how lucky I am to have met you"
Great line!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
I've been using it for five years now. Incredibly effective.
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Glad to have been of assistance! Make the cheque out to Magicme solves your problems and lodge into account number 287373889.To the bottom question I reckon there damn well should be!
"I'm thinking how lucky I am to have met you"
Great line!
if she beleives that she isn't worth being around in fairness the douchebag.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
im not angry, im just disappointed....
That one is absolute shocker!!
4th official"Dermot, relax with the swearing" .Keely"Ah its grand, he's me son"
It's more of a mammy's one, isn't it?
One thing that annoys me about girlfriends is when they want to join in what you do on your own time, like going to football matches, etc. Then they just bitch and moan the whole time.
Extratime.ie
Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
The cheque's in the post.
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
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